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Craig

It's no secret that the conscience can sometimes be a pest, it's no secret that ambition bites the n

About Me

I yearn for inner peace while searching for a suitable, life threatening addiction.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joey Buttafuoco, Barney Coopersmith, The people who reached the Hale Bopp comet, the proprietor of the Fashionable Male, Inigo Montoya, that beautiful girl who turned James Blunt into a stalker, and of course the dude who sings "Lucas With the Lid Off"

Television:

.. Deal or No Deal

Heroes:

The recipient of the "Ike Turner Father of the Year Award", Alec Baldwin

My Blog

Don't Fuck With Chuck

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.   Crop circl...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:44:00 PST

Food For Thought!!!!

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown... but it only takes 4 muscles TO BITCHSLAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER UPSIDE THE HEAD!!! Have a Nice Day!!!!...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:55:00 PST

Phrases That Cannot Go Out Of Style Too Quickly

  -This is how I roll -YOU know how WE do -ejaculate ejaculate ejaculate (A.K.A. skeet skeet skeet) -Save the drama for your momma -I'm keepin it real -That's what I'm all about -holla at yo...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:10:00 PST