You're an idiot if you read this blog. Seriously. |
Just remember, you chose to be an idiot and read this. Throughout your life, you will know that you could have prevented idiocy, but you made the choice to embrace it.You did this, not me.Oh yeah, do...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:10:00 PST |
I love Jack Handy quotes... |
If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:28:00 PST |
People are sad... |
I've been looking at a lot of MySpace profiles this morning, thinking about others that I know and know of, myself, and I've realized... there are so many sad people in this world. Everyone is faking ...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:10:00 PST |
:::and just like that::: |
:::he's gone:::
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:04:00 PST |
Kyle Hanson's quarterly personality archived yet again. |
The origin of Kyle Hanson... Updated 6/9/05Well what is there to say about the all new 2005 Kyle Hanson LX...I'm crazy. Not Patrick Bateman crazy, but crazy nonetheless. I haaaaaaate the superficial a...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:56:00 PST |
My thoughts on Prodigy and smacking his bitches up... |
Prodigy is the kind of guy who smacks his bitches up. I on the other hand am not the type of guy to have multiple bitches& or smack them up. But I would smack Prodigys bitches up, because I figure he...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 03:48:00 PST |
DAMN YOU IKEA, YOU EVIL SONOFABITCH!!! |
They are so smart... SMRT!I'd never been to Ikea before yesterday. I mean, I've been to their website, but the actual Ikea store... holy shite. It was by far the scariest thing in California (other th...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
If I lived until I was a hundred and two... I just don't think I'll ever get over you... |
This song haunts me. I love it, but I hate it...
I drink good coffee every morning It comes from a place thats far away And when I'm done I feel like talking Without you here there is less to say Don'...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
They just played us on KROQ!! |
I'm stoked- they just played It's Cold To Me (Caroline) on the radio- primetime! Around 5:30 Thursday and Friday Nights. If you get a chance, request eightyonedays- It's Cold To Me (Caroline) @&n...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A soul search, a whales vagina, Miller Lite, A Fathers Day Card, and a guy you will never meet. |
Something hit me this weekend... but I don't know what it is. I found a small peice of me, but I don't know where it fits. Maybe I'll travel around California picking up peices where they're found, th...
Posted by Kyle Antibacterial on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
