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cristianmichael

About Me

Take 'em somewhere they haven't been in a while, take 'em to some dark places!
If you knew the hate, you might understand the pain... or lack there of.
Chances are if I'm not working, at school, or sleeping, I'm either playing hockey or drinking. Luckily, there's not that much time to drink. Some of my hockey stuff has websites to follow, none of my drinking does.
CURRENT LEAGUES:
-Rhinos: Sunday Brass
-Rhinos: Thursday Brass
-ASU Sun Devils
FORMER LEAGUES:
-Rhinos: Sunday Brass = CHAMPS!
-Rhinos: Thursday Copper = CHAMPS!
-Inferno Bomb
And I'll soon be playing on a more regular basis over at the Alltel Ice Den in Scottsdale. Either that one, or the Desert Schools Coyotes Center in Chandler. Not sure yet. But I can't wait. Hockey is a big part of my life right now but I want it to be an even bigger part.
I'm only good at a few things in life. Just like most anything else, hockey isn't one of them. And like most anything else, that still doesn't mean I'll thoroughly kick your ass or die trying. Even if it takes me forever, I'll wear you down and it'll hurt. So quit if you're ever ahead. Once you're down, I'm not ashamed to respectfully kick you while you're there.
Let's get one thing straight while I have your attention... It's Two, too, to, and possibly 2. It's there, their, and they're. Your and you're. One of my favorites is lose and loose. Geez, you fucking looser!
Unfortunately education doesn't cure all ignorance. We never lose because it’s never over. Be chosen, not accepted. Fear nothing but yourself. Sweat in freezing temperatures. The more you care, the more careful you are. Drama happens, it’s life, so don’t bring it where it already isn’t. Forgotten words, forgotten things to say, forgotten things to do. For people to care they have to give a shit. The more careful you are, the harder you try. If I make one person laugh, then I accomplished something; luckily I crack myself up. Common sense escapes me at times, I’m trying to work on a much higher level. The more you try, the more you screw up. Do you too see those shadows when your eyes are closed? Just because somebody promised you the world last night doesn’t mean you should be an ass to the rest. Clean your feathers because they’re about to be ruffled. Why are you depressed when you should be used to it by now? Remember your past. Weak and strong, real men know both. The more you screw up, the more you care, until you screw up enough to not give a shit anymore. Would you go out of your way to bring somebody else a moment of happiness? Another day that was meant to be. Everything said can have more than one meaning. It just doesn't happen twice.
I'll admit, I'm no Brad Pitt, Paul Walker, or even that Matthew Mcchaunanneydurka guy. But Brad Pitt, Paul Walker and that Matthew Mcchaunanneydurka guy are no Cristian Michael! :D
I'm the guy that wears the same jeans, the same zipped hoodie, the same shoes, but not the same underwear almost every day. I hate Nicolas Cage movies, can't stand his acting. I always tell myself to never watch Clint Eastwood or Sean Penn directed movies, but I've given them chances and always regret it. I have random theories on things in life, for example... don't ever date a woman who is the oldest sibling or grew up in a household where she was the oldest child around for most of her adolescence. I also think there's a strong correlation between how a woman eats and how she has sex.
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I hate fake tits. I know that sounds like I'm just trying to be an ass... but seriously, I really don't like them. They get on my nerves.
For some odd reason I HATE being pinched or bitten. Little pain is intolerable for me. I have a pretty good tolerance for normal pain. I couldn't care less if I stub my toe, get my fingers jammed in a door, or slam my thumb with a hammer. Slap me, punch me, kick me in the shins... just don't fucking pinch me, damnit! If somebody could please explain that to me, that would be awesome, thanks.
I want to be known as having a quote. I usually don't like those quotes you see, but I think it would be cool if I came up with my own quote that generations in the future would look to. So far this is all I have...
As I mentioned, I really don't like quotes. But this one is a good one and I like it a lot.
These ads get on my fucking nerves, so I figured I'd have some fun with it.

My Interests



I like to pee. I like peeing on things. Peeing in the shower is ok, but peeing outside is my preference. No hands, naked peeing. Makes me wish I started collecting pictures of me peeing throughout my life to one day have quite the coffee table book. I guess it's never too late to start. Here's what I've got so far...
This was back in '03, in Missouri

I have no clue where this is, but I'm pretty sure it was back in '05.

This was to ring in the '07 new year.

Those redish dots are places I've peed. Those blueish dots are places I want to pee. The yellow arrows are places I've peed for a really extended period of time. I didn't include all the random one-time peeings I may have done real quick. I'll have to get those spots again sometime.

.. Panther Football. .. Family Guy. .. Undeclared, best non-cartoon show EVER.
cheesecake. chicken alfredo with penne. buffalo wings (preferrable boneless and skinless buffalo tenders). carne asada burritos. Not all at the same time though.

I'd like to meet:

The kind of people you know you would never want to screw it up with or you'd regret it the rest of your life. Even if all was forgiven, you just know that you affected somebody in a way that they didn't deserve. Those are the people I like in my life and those are the people I want to keep around.

And also Elizabeth Sage! I want to meet her butt and be friends with it.

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 33%

Kissing Skill Level - 96%

Cudding Skill Level - 59%

Sex Skill Level - 2%

Why They Love You You keep going and going and going...
Why They Hate You You talk too dirty to them.

This Quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 997705 Times. New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice !HAHAHA, only 2% sexual skill??? I guess I'll just have to kiss them 'til orgasm?

Music:


face to face.
Last show ever, 9-19-04. You can't see me, but I was there. It still hurts, it does.

The New Way video.

Warped tour '03... I was there too.

eightyonedays, my second favorite band of all time.

It's Cold To Me (Caroline)

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shades apart.

an album from saves the day.
an album from millencolin.
an album from strung out.
an album from prong.

an album from offspring, back when they actually used to be good, the ignition album.
I also like random songs and different artists that you probably wouldn't think I'd like. Sarah McLachlin is one of them. I think she's an amazing artist. I rarely ever like rap or hip hop, but it's not uncommon of me to like a song or two.

I have a thing for amazing music no matter the genres.

Movies:

I'll watch almost anything. But I really like Star Wars, sports movies, Adam Sandler movies, and porn.

Television:

family guy.

undeclared (canceled but will live on because I have the DVD).

freaks and geeks.

the office.

lost.
24.
dexter.

Books:

i don't read books. i hate books, and they hate me.

Heroes:

Here I am, years down the road... I look back and all I wish for is that I could've affected my siblings in a better way. I wish I had never disappointed. I wish I was always there. I wish I had never made decisions that had affected them for the worse. I wish they were never hurt. I look at all that and realize that they have affected me more than I had ever thought. They are mine, my heroes. Those little shitheads. I'm proud of them, I love them, and I wish they knew how much they've affected me for the better. Children in need are also my heroes. They know nothing but what they have, what they see... day in and day out. They don't know how to quit. Every day, they play with the cards that were dealt to them without the ability to change anything for themselves for the better. Yet they'll still share their smile for anyone who's looking to see. I striv

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My Xmas list

*This could also apply to birthdays.So year after year this always comes up.  And year after year I always have the same answer.  "What do you want for Christmas?  Just tell me so it's easier for me t...
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

Take a fun quiz... DO IT DAMNIT!!!

How well do you know me?  Even people not on my friends list can give it a shot, for fun.   Whats my middle name?   What color is my hair?   Have I ever shaved my head?   Hav...
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:59:00 PST

Check out the old school pics

So I have tons of old school pics I thought I'd share, because they're cool. There's like over 75, so here's the link to the site. Check out old school pics http://photos.yahoo.com/advisory_2...
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:41:00 PST

Pics from back in CA

The little brother! The beautiful little sister! Me and Brit. I look like a funny kind of gnome or something. Me and Amber with some tongue action. But that damn tongue force-fi...
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:24:00 PST

7/23 partying in the LBC

Nicole throwing out signs in the LBC.Patty's all buckled up because she's a good girl.Those little button holes come in handy when using your napkins.My very own creation. A strawberry cream martini.....
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yet more pictures

My most favorite ex-roomie of all time... the non-bitchy one. Kendra!!!Hey look, it's Ash... I love you too Ash.Ash's new booooyyfriiiieeeend, Travis. That's really a dress, not a towel. Me with Ash's...
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Time travel

I'm bored again! So I wanted to post something that has been on my mind since I last took a Philsophy class. And I get tired of all this talk of time travel in movies, school, books, tv... etc. The...
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fake titties are like....

...food props for a TV commercial. They look perfect and yummy.  But they're not! In the end, I'd much rather have the real thing.
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random thoughts

Here are some thoughts that wander in my head every now and then.  I decided to write them down so they become more clear to me instead of being a clouded thought in my mind.   -There IS a d...
Posted by Crees-tee-on on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST