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Gullible McFly

Accidental Casanova

About Me

I'm a guy. I have a myspace account. Alert the media.I find the internet annoying, yet seem to spend too much time on it. I kind of miss when no one had it. But now, not only can we have friends who live near us that we never see, but ones all over the world! Sweet.People think I'm "negative", but I'm just "cautiously optimistic" and "intolerant of mediocrity."

My Interests

Time travel, the '80's, and rock music = yes. Mustard, pickles, mushrooms, and wasabi = no. Bottom line is: I know who/what is important to me. Everyone else can puke on it.

I'd like to meet:

People who hate people. People who are afraid of technology. People who keep to themselves. People who get their news solely from The Daily Show, and Conan monologues. People who want to be met. People who don't waste too much time trying to find out the secret of life, since life isn't long enough to find that out.

Music:

Rock. Blues-based rock. Free. Humble Pie. The Black Crowes. The Allman Brothers (esp. when they were actually 2 brothers before one of 'em died). Beatles. Everything late 60's/early 70's. Love Jones. Harry Connick, Jr's She and Star Turtle albums. Hookah Brown. Just too many to mention. Stuff that's played with heart, and not the soulless, lifeless, emotionless garbage being spoonfed to kids today. And "old-school" rap. "Old-school" meaning Run-DMC and the cats preceding and following them. Not "old-school" meaning P. Diddy from a year ago. And rhythm & blues, funk, and soul music- meaning your James Brown, your Sly & the Family Stone, your Temptations. NOT the bullshit being passed off as "R&B" today, which is most of could, at best, be classified as "urban pop music", and certainly ain't funky. Although, Alicia Keys seems to be doing it right. And blues itself, of course- the basis for ALL music (not counting, like, African tribal drum stuff and Gregorian chants). The bottom line: anything that moves me, regardless of chart position, record label, or year of recording.

Movies:

BACK TO THE FUTURE is one of my personal faves. However, I always say, if you only have one favorite movie, or anything, then you just haven't seen enough movies, or heard enough bands. How can you possibly choose just one, when there are countless great ones? The 80's is just the overall most satisfying decade for me, though. I grew up in it, and the movies hold up (and the overall lack of CGI, and the abundance of puppets, models, and matte paintings help the longevity of the stuff). The post-Star Wars sci-fi fantasies, the comedies, the slashers... It was the last time that everything seemed to be firing on all cylinders, and creativity wasn't totally stifled, test-marketed, and quashed (squashed?). Give me The Last Starfighter, Tron, Willow, Cloak & Dagger, Poltergeist, ET, Oliver & Company, The Black Cauldron, The Toxic Avenger, Three O' Clock High, Indiana Jones, Flight of the Navigator, Better Off Dead, Clue, Teen Wolf, (and every damn flick from 1985- 2nd best year of cinema next to 1939, I say). Aside from stuff like Swingers and Made, and most Kevin Smith flicks, and the occasional charming oddity like Napoleon Dynamite, comedies from Dumb and Dumber on have largely sucked. Today's "comedy" makes John Hughes films seem like Shakespeare. And P.S. Titanic was actually awful, and had the worst script of an "Oscar winner" I've ever known of (but probably the largest body count for a PG-13, and well, Leo DID croak in it).2 best recent flicks I've seen: Interstate 60 and Match Point.

Television:

Sitcoms, the dying art. Again, the '80's was the last time it was going full force (spilling over into the early '90's). Seinfeld's departure left a big, gaping hole that will never be filled. Random nuggets of gold: Arrested Development, Scrubs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Three's Company (Ritter rules), What's Happening (the black Seinfeld), Ned & Stacey (fuck Will & Grace), Hill St. Blues (best cop drama ever), NYPD Blue (esp. w/David Caruso), King of Queens (actually still funny), That 70's Show (also still funny), Boston Legal (shockingly good), Commander In Chief (surprisingly good), Thundercats (still holds up), Greatest American Hero (great cheese), 24 (addictive, i.e. crack). Too many to mention. Just come over and look at the collection.

Books:

Love to read, haven't actually read tons of books, but my vocabulary is still better than most. My "favorite" book is Replay, by Ken Grimwood, with its time travel-ish premise. This the only book I've read numerous times. He only wrote 5 books, and died 2 years ago (which I found by accident looking for info on Replay). I'm still waiting for the film version, which no doubt will be shitty, and have a terrible cast.

Heroes:

Free guitarist Paul Kossoff. Marty McFly. Kevin Arnold. Bruce Willis. Bill Clinton. Bill Hicks, George Carlin: modern philosophers (aka comedians). Superman and Batman. Plastic Man, not so much.

My Blog

Where are the comedies?

Yeah, they still technically make films that are labelled a quote-unquote "Comedy", but where are the funny ones? Ever since turds like There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, the Am...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:02:00 PST

I dont care about the writers strike...

...because I ain't makin' enough money, either.  And I don't have the luxury of picketing and holding out for more dough.  And as child of the eighties raised on television, as much as ...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:43:00 PST

MERRY CHRISTMAS!...

Not Happy Holidays, not Have a Nice Winter Season...Merry Christmas!
Posted by Gullible McFly on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:59:00 PST

The hackers have stepped up their game

So following the recent influx of bad hacking (Macy's, spam whores with the same profile, etc), it seems that the hackers have stepped up their game. Now people are getting comments that seem more r...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:24:00 PST

To the hackers: WHY MACYS?

If you're gonna hack everyone's profile on a major international website, why are you spewing this Macy's shit all over everyone's page?  Who the fuck shops at Macy's anymore anyway?  At lea...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:20:00 PST

"Private" pages and pics are gay

The internet is by nature a public platform.  Why so many people feel the need to make their pages and/or pictures private is gay.  [I'm not talking bonefide stalkers/harassers, which are mo...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:36:00 PST

The OJays said it best...

They smilin' in your faceAll the time they want to take your placeBackstabbers, backstabbersThey're smilin' in your faceAll the time they want to take your placeBackstabbersAll you fellas who have som...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:55:00 PST

Reviews n' shiite

New site of reviews written by me, and a crack staff of hacks. http://tntreviews.blogspot.com/ I mean, why write on myspace when you can go elsewhere?...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:15:00 PST

Why can't I post without a subject, Tom? (you asshole)

So, folks, after living in NY for 4 years, and on Long Island for over one of those, I am now the owner of a hooptie* for the first time since around early '02.**  I can now blaze in my '96 T-Bi...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:43:00 PST

Noiseland- live in NYC

My band, Noiseland (which rocks, BTW), is playing the "infamous" CBGB's in NYC next week.  Cancel all plans and be there.  And be square.  Plus, 7 bands for 10 bucks?  Come on, tha...
Posted by Gullible McFly on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:49:00 PST