Alice

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Myspace Backgrounds Ok so like this profile was put together by my agent andrew houstoon. Im like way cleverer than him and whatever but im just like too busy to make a myspace but i thought it would be mean to deprive you all from my beauty. My name is alice and i am a model for toni and guy. I also freelance for channel, but that bitch Kate keeps stealing all of my contracts. fuckin ho. I have 4 chiwawas, 11 children and the obligitory baby worn in my handbag. I have a mansion in alderely edge (swanky) and a flat in notting hill, both payed for by my 67 year old husband. dont worry he's on a machine, i dont have to talk with him, im having a passionate love affair with the gardener. Actually I am a 19 year old from a likkle village in Stoke on Trent, ever heard of it? Thought not! I am single *hint hint hint*. *Boasting interlude* I am grade 8 piano! and drama is my passion,I've been in loadza shows! I am doing my A levels at the moment: theater studies, history, english literature and music. I want to be a primary school teacher and i'm going 2 teach all the likkle kiddies drama and lots of musique he he! just got my results b in theatre, b in english lit, c in history yey!! gotted full marks in my drama performance!!!! Thank u mr examiner HOORAH!!!Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Browse Layouts