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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds o

About Me

I don't really fuck with Africa, cause people are starving to death and that's just not baller to me.STEVE IRWIN WITH A BEARDIEMIKE BIRBIGLIA ON BUSH

Well, my feelings would be best expressed in a monologue, from the made-for-TV movie "Long Island Lolita: The Amy Fisher Story". And in this monologue, I will be playing the victimized, yet resilient, Mary Jo Buttafuaco. "You think that I'm afraid of you, little Amy Fisher? Is that what you think? Huh? Huh? You think I'm just like a little housewife or something, is that what you think? Huh? Huh? Well, you take a good, long look, 'cause you just stepped into Hell, baby! I dare you to step onto this porch again, because if you do, I'll kick your little slutty ass across this town, you whore! Go ahead, shoot me in the head again, I dare you! I dare you! 'Cause if I spot your fat little pink face on my property again, I swear to God I'll take my two bare hands and I'll kill ya'! I'll kill ya'! I'll kill ya'! I'll kill ya'!

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this is my favorite pic, wonder why??

Music:

duane mccoy trio, living dred, dave matthews band, 311, john brown's body, heart, celine dion, joe strummer and the mescaleros, AC/DC, ted nugent, billy joel, slightly stoopid, the police, steely dan, sublime, erykah badu, the clash, frank zappa, the mothers of invention, led zepplin, joe walsh, NOFX, rx bandits, peter tosh, bob marley, the temptations, paul simon, genesis, tim mcgraw, easy star all stars, paula abdul, CCR, steel pulse, black sabbath, toots and the maytals, green day, ben harper, streetlight manifesto, james taylor, neil diamond, pink floyd, martina mcbride, kenny chesney, the pietasters, system of a down, long beach dub all stars, phil collins, black uhuru, burning spear, tori amos, the doors, lynyrd skynyrd, kenny chesney, motley crue, supertramp, simon and garfunkel, CSNY, fleetwood mac, tom petty and the heartbreakers, stevie nicks, the zutons, usher, nelly and the st. lunatics, and so so so so so many more.

Movies:

Edward Norton is my fave!

pulp fiction, american beauty, american history x, fargo, wonderland, crash, four rooms, oceans eleven, the parent trap, the sound of music, the neverending story, kill bill, kill bill 2, the truth about cats and dogs, taxi driver, forrest gump, fried green tomatoes, unbreakable, GO, reservoir dogs, the usual suspects, the notebook, rounders, 25th hour, dumb and dumber, silence of the lambs, hannibal, primal fear, the heist, what dreams may come, patch adams, the sixth sense, swingers, schindler's list, anchorman, boogie nights, night at the roxbury, O, romeo and juliet, clueless, natural born killers, napolean dynamite, black hawk down, get shorty, be cool, a clockwork orange, blue velvet, the doors, requiem for a dream, heathers, don't tell mom the babysitters dead, 8MM, dead man walking, i am sam, the client, mystic river, 21 grams, red dragon, goodfellas, donnie brasco, secret window, pirates of the carribean, dirty dancing, grease, the green mile, fear and loathing in las vegas, the big lebowski, we were soldiers, mothman prophecies, empire, shaun of the dead, summer of sam, fahrenheit 9/11, twister, knockaround guys, saving private ryan, traffic, hunted, bowling for columbine, fight club, pretty woman, the score, way of the gun, se7en, memento, any given sunday, that thing you do, road to perdition, austin powers, snatch, a time to kill, shaft, true romance, this list could go on forever also!

Television:

sopranos, six feet under, curb your enthusiasm, saved by the bell, seinfeld, mindfreak, ultimate fighter, south park, jeopardy, the match game, wheel of fortune, price is right, house, oprah, how do i look, late night with conan obrien, jimmy kimmel live, friends, grounded for life, househunters, best week ever, comedy central presents, the daily show, the stephen colbert report, the office, my name is earl, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, morel orel, da ali g show, what not to wear, cops, the joe schmo show, fear factor, that 70's show, CSI (the original one only)...

My Blog

does anyone read these? and Ron Paul Said It

it really is good stuff. http://www.lewrockwell.com/rockwell/paul-said-it.html Ron Paul Said It by Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.by Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr. Plenty of reasonable people can disagree abo...
Posted by jesus thinks you're a jerk! on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

Majority of Iraqi Lawmakers Now Reject Occupation

http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/51624/ Majority of Iraqi Lawmakers Now Reject Occupation By Raed Jarrar and Joshua Holland, AlterNet. Posted May 9, 2007. More than half of the members of Iraq's par...
Posted by jesus thinks you're a jerk! on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

From an Angry Soldier (via Craigslist)

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/309485032.html From an Angry Soldier Date: 2007-04-10, 1:00PM PDTI'm having the worst damn week of my whole damn life so I'm going to write this while I'm pis...
Posted by jesus thinks you're a jerk! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:00:00 PST

One Out Of Every Forty

  http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/03/28/one-out-of-every-forty / One Out Of Every Forty By: Phoenix Woman The BBC has this little tidbit which I'm willing to bet will get zero play on the Ameri...
Posted by jesus thinks you're a jerk! on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST

i also love mark cuban

..>   ..> Mark Cuban Exposes O'Reilly Hypocrisy On Radio BroadcastHearst yellow journalism devotees Popular Mechanics, NY Post enlisted to debunk 9/11 truth again Paul Joseph WatsonPriso...
Posted by jesus thinks you're a jerk! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

not so patriot(ic) act

The significance of the FBI's law-breaking A front-page Washington Post article this morning reports that the FBI's illegal use of NSLs was known inside the FBI but continued anyway. The real value...
Posted by jesus thinks you're a jerk! on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:42:00 PST

Don't Do It, Mr. President by Ron Paul

Before the U.S. House of Representatives February 6, 2007 It's a bad idea. There's no need for it. There's great danger in doing it. America is against it, and Congress should be. The United Natio...
Posted by jesus thinks you're a jerk! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST