man, that Joel guy sure banters well with others. profile picture

man, that Joel guy sure banters well with others.

living arrangements need to remain fluid.

About Me

my rate of how many times I've stolen and bought my pomade/hair product is about a 50-50 split, I tend to shoplift all of my deoderant and toothbrushes because I feel that those are things you just shouldn't have to pay for in life, I really want to go to the Kentucky Derby, but have yet to.. maybe this year will be my year for it, let me know if you're game, was recently told that disliking me is a character flaw, I could do nothing but laugh and agree.

avid smoker and drinker, ex-modern day pirate, aspiring vampire, dog-lover, sociable yet withdrawn, seafood lover, New Englander stuck in Amish Country, beach lover, rain fan, even torrential downpours as long as driving doesn't factor into me dealing with the rain, ex-vagabond, ex-basement liver, cigarette connoisseur, bantering expert, experienced air-guitarist/ lip syncer, 10 hour drive banger outter, moderately enthusiastic skateboarder, un experienced surfer.. willing to learn, lingo over-killer, devoted pool-hopper, Pete Townsend and Nick Cage impersonator/ look alike contest winner, well, that just about sums me up.

My Interests

:: Asa Natale :: scrambled eggs :: skateboarding :: bro down :: chronic smoke :: salsa con queso :: being famous :: mosh :: smoke :: jail :: chocolate milk :: good style :: broken edges :: poppin' collars :: touring :: turkey meatballs :: FALL :: face punching :: bar brawls :: sushi :: gaffling shit up :: kissing in the rain :: walking in the rain :: anything in the rain :: straight shitbaggin' :: ::MY BROS RIP::

I'd like to meet:

Vince Vaughn, hitmen, sketchy people, drug dealers, strippers, assholes, addicts,hired guns, alcoholics, lushes, assassins, boozehounds, ultra violent people and especially, boy crazy girls that I have no chance of a solid relationship other than friendship with... IM me : EffYouImJoel

Music:

The A.K.A.'s, Beach Boys, N*Sync, I Hate Myself, Maroon5(fuck you, I don't care),Justin fucking Timberlake, The D baby, Homesick For Space, Mars Volta, Engine Down, Shadows Fall, The Oval Portrait, Grade, Cursive, 18V, Guns N Roses, A Perfect Circle, The Bled, Give Up the Ghost, Sigur Ros, Everytime I Dizzle, Radiohead, Kanye West, Marilyn Manson, Brand Nizzle, Bjork, Albert React, Sinatra, My Chemical Romance, The Cure, Weezer, The Grouch, on and on., STD, Scarlet, The Roots, Tribe, JEW, Travis, Gangstarr.

Movies:

MADE, Old School, Swingers, WEDDING CRASHERS!,From Dusk Til Dawn, Sexy Beast, The Big Bounce, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Punch Drunk Love, Sidewalks of New York, Kill Bill 1 & 2, 28 Days Later, Pulp Fiction, Out of Sight, Bringing Up The Dead, Snatch, Lock'Stock, Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Vanilla Sky, The Matrix, Fist of Legend, Heartbreakers, Bowling For Columbine, Dancer in the Dark, Van Wilder, Boiler Room.

Television:

ENTOURAGE, Ali G, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911!, Blinddate, Elimidate, Fifth Wheel.

Books:

Choke, Survivor, Lullaby, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Metamorphisis, Run With The Hunted, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Shark Hunt, The Art of War....

Heroes:

Vince Vaughn, Tommy Pistol.