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Skeeter McFly

What if, on a crowded street, you look up and see something appear that should not, given what we kn

About Me

Imagine a crouton; dry, hard, and tough to swallow.

My Interests

popping bubbles, my dog, saying crass things to make you feel uncomfortable, unadulterated silence, the ocean, snapping my gum, falling UP the stairs, being a pompous ass, cheesecake, the forest, committing shameless acts, talking with my mouth full, and racing on the backs of shopping carts
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Music:

SADLY, I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH COVER SONGS.

Movies:

Fight Club; Labyrinth; Kevin Smith; Legend; Indiana Jones; Lock, Stock and 2 Smokin' Barrels; Snatch; Pi; Requiem; Terry Gilliam; Spiderman; Wedding Crashers; Johnny Depp; Jet Li; Sin City; most Quentin Tarantino; mindless comedy; mindless horror; Bruce Willis; Waiting; Ferris Bueller...Bueller...Bueller; Bruce Campbell and all his B-rate goodness; Little Shop of Horrors with Jack Nicholson; Boondock Saints; Bob and Doug Mackenzie . . . "Shove off, hoser!"; martial arts; Little Bob Zombie; Blues Brothers

Television:

I have one.

Books:

The Human Stain, Stranger in a Strange Land and Brother Odd

Heroes:

I like them super.

My Blog

I am a soldier.

It is commonplace knowledge.  I have a body that is failing me.  Through years of physical abuse done by me, I have reached an end.  Multiple back injuries + serious groin/abdominal inj...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:05:00 PST

Eric Cartman was right ...

... Hippies really do suck.  I am often out and about.  I live in a pedestrian friendly-ish town.  In my travels, I have discovered a new species of humanoid.  They call themselves...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

So far, so good

I have had a good start to the year.  I have been to a few good shows.  I reconnected with old friends, whom I treasure.  It has been down right GORGEOUS out here.  I have decided ...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:20:00 PST

Capriciousness, sycophants and the lack of air

First off, getting older is no smiling matter.  The reason old people are jolly  is simple; they have rendered themselves nucking futz  through a lifetime of BS or really good meds.&nbs...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:25:00 PST

He’s half alive. He’s half dead. The folks just call him Buckethead.

Jumping up and down Jeebuz! I went to see Buckethead and That 1 Guy last night. Like him or not, Buckethead is a fricking virtuoso. This man has the stupidest gimmick I have ever seen, otherwise no...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:22:00 PST

Clutch kicks ass!

As one who is wholly obsessed with music, I saw one of my favorites this last weekend.  It was my friend’s b-day, and we all went out and had a frickin’ blast.  I have seen Clutc...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

Rule 3: Never karaoke

I have a mere 3 rules to which I have strictly abided by for some years now; 1: No shame/no regret, 2 No online gamer crap (WOW, EQ, etc.) and 3: No karaoke.  I have been adherant up to last nigh...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:09:00 PST

WTF is wrong with bosses?

Fuck you Artists' Repertory Theater.  Your acronym is SUPER clever.  That should have been the harbinger for my dismissal.  I had been out of work for months.  I am a fucking gimp!...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:44:00 PST

Something different

Usually, I rant about life.  This is something different.I don't know what has come over me lately.  I have become a little less edgy.  I have become a little more considerate.  I ...
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:42:00 PST

FLOATER

If you don't know, maybe you should. These guys are one fantastic live band. The singer has one of the purest voices I have ever heard. They just keep getting better. Nothing beats LIVE Floater!
Posted by Skeeter McFly on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:16:00 PST