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Jim

About Me

They were a proud people. In fact, some said they were too proud. If you asked them why they were so proud, they'd just laugh and say, "We're not even going to answer that." Later, they were tied to the bumper of a car and dragged around the block as onlookers shrieked with delight. But one old man, who had a banjo, just shook his head and walked away. The crowd noticed this and set him on fire.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Princess Diana, Mother Teresa and Nolan Ryan. Well, that narrows my list down considerably.

Television:

I think "television" is a passing fad.

Heroes:

Ma ... no, Tin ... no, Bl ... um, how about that guy? You know. The one who did stuff.