Telling others when their turn signals don't work.
I'd like to meet:
Christopher Guest. Amy Sedaris. Wallace & Gromit. Ricky Gervais. Jennifer Saunders. James Gunn.
Music:
Aimee Mann, Green Day, Sinead O'Connor, The Beatles, Natalie Merchant, Dave Matthews Band, Cyndi Lauper, The Killers, BNL, Cipher, Cowboy Junkies, Cat Stevens, Paul Simon, old 97's, Jayhawks, Sophie B. Hawkins, Chris Isaak, Talking Heads, The Mamas & The Papas, Beach Boys, 10,000 Maniacs, Rachael Yamagata, Grateful Dead, Eric Clapton, Rusted Root, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Victoria Williams, Rhett Miller, ELO & ONJ.
Movies:
Waiting for Guffman, Twist & Shout(Faith, Hope & Love) Harold & Maude, Any Dee Wallace Movie, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Boogie Nights, Dogma, Rosemary's Baby, The Stepford Wives, any comic book movie except FF and X3., The last Of Sheila, One Crazy Summer, Shaun of the Dead, Spinal Tap, Magnolia, To Kill A Mockingbird, Rude Awakening, Fightclub, Serenity, Rushmore, Aliens, The Abyss, T2, Drugstore Cowboy, Office Space, True Love, 40 Year Old Virgin, Napoleon Dynamite, Valley Girl, Royal Tennenbaums, Meatballs, Nightmare on Elm St 1,3,7, Scream, Day, Dawn and Night Of The Living Dead, The People Under The Stairs, A Christmas Story, The Matrix, Jacob's Ladder, Kingpin, Brick, Layer , Lollilove, Better Off Dead, Smooth Talk, Fire Walk With Me, Junebug, Inside Man, Clerks 2, Psycho, Rear Window, The Big Chill, Slither, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, Walk Like A Man.
Television:
Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Strangers with Candy, Alias, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Significant Others, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Office (both), Entourage, Sopranos, Big Love, Extras, Project Greenlight, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, Twin Peaks, Knots Landing, Lost in Space, Batman, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Lost, Judge Judy, Arrested Development, Sons & Daughters (screw you ABC)
Books:
The Pillars of the Earth-Ken Follett, This Perfect Day-Ira Levin, The Talisman-Stephen King & Peter Straub, The Stand-Stephen King, Rosemary's Baby-Ira Levin
The Mystery of San Souci-James Hauseman
Anything by David Sedaris, Sue Grafton, Jonathan Kellerman, David Baldacci