The Great Curb Your Enthusiasm Caper |
I had to go undercover on a top secret caper. I broke into a gastroenterologists office and was going through the files while they were shooting an episode of curb your enthusiasm. Even though I had a...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:45:00 GMT |
My tiger is missing |
Dear everyone, please keep your eyes peeled. My pet tiger has gone missing. His name is Leprosi and I met him on a trip to Nepal 2 years ago. I wasn't going to bring him back with me, but he really wa...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:03:00 GMT |
The Trouble With Truth Serum |
I am in big trouble at work. In an effort to make the perps more comfortable and forthcoming about their dastardly deeds, I've been concocting a new truth serum in my kitchen during my "down time." As...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 14:30:00 GMT |
My amazing acting teacher is coming to LA 4 a 3day workshop!!! |
As I said, my amazing acting teacher is coming to LA for a 3 day workshop March 9,10, & 11. He lives in London. His name is JOHN OSBOURNE HUGHES. He's in my top 24 so you can also check out his page. ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 17:10:00 GMT |
One More Thing. Ahem |
Queenie wanted to know if Chloroform is a deductuble tax expense. I called Ed Williams our local IRS guy and here's the weird thing. Chloroform IS tax deductible if you are a kidnapper because it is a...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
For the Love of the IRS. |
Queenie And Midge Hair Ornamentatia, Inc. Is being audited. Of course the hair ornamentatia is just our storefront to cover up the real work at hand: crimefighting. I will say though, that Queenie's s...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 19:56:00 GMT |
MY RIDE! |
Today is not a good day. I finally got a new invisible plane. It's awesome. It's got bucket seats, satellite radio, a mini-bar and a picture of Rick Schroeder airbrushed on the side with invisible pai...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 16:48:00 GMT |
