.. width="425" height="350" ....· My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
· Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
· After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
· Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
· Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
· I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
· My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough.
· I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
· Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
· I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
· I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
· So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
· I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
· My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
· SO I RETIRED...
I'd like to meet:
THE PEOPLE WHO DO FUN STUFF LIKE THIS!MY TOP TWELVE CO-WORKERS ~ NO.1 IS MICHAEL SCOTT (STEVE CARELL) FROM "THE OFFICE" FOR OBVIOUS REASONS ~ NO.2 IS DOC, HE WAS THE 200TH CO-WORKER (FRIEND) ON THIS SPACE. ~ NO.3 IS EMPLOYEE NO. 7825 FOR HER PROFILE NAME. THE REST HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR LEAVING COMMENTS, BLOG COMMENTS, AND MESSAGES...IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ON MY TOP TWELVE START LEAVING COMMENTS...OR BROWN NOSING WORKS.
Music:
"GOOD WORK" THE BODEANS ~ "CHAIN GANG" SAM COOKE ~ "GET A JOB" THE SILHOUETTES ~ "FIVE O'CLOCK WORLD" THE VOGUES ~ "WORK TO DO" ISLEY BROTHERS & VANESSA WILLIAMS ~ "MINIMUM WAGE" THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS" ~ "WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK" ELVIS COSTELLO ~ "WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND" BTO ~ "WORKING 9 TO 5" DOLLY PARTON ~ "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT" ~ "BANG THE DRUM" TODD RONDGREN ~ "WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK" ~ "WORKING MAN" Rush ~ AND THE BAND "MEN AT WORK" ~~~~ IF YOU HAVE A SONG YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HERE PLEASE MESSAGE ME.
Heroes:
This is my boss, Mr Richard Noggin (AKA Dick Head). He is a stickler for neatness, punctuality and accuracy. Though normally a timid man he is noticeably less so after his occasional 3 martini lunches or any office party. There was this one time he...nevermind. I was already warned by Human Resources not to bring that up again.This is Employee No. 5316. She is never late for work. She stays late. She never goes out for lunch and eats at her desk in order to be more productive. She even asks for extra assignments. She has a smile for everyone. In the twenty seven years she has worked here she has never called in sick nor taken a vacation day. She is THE perfect employee, Ms. Employee No. 5316...I hate her.
