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Employee No. 4986

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About Me

TAKE A PEEK AT THE BLOGS ABOVE. IF YOU WORK FOR A LIVING I AM SURE YOU HAVE STORIES TO SHARE. PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT AND PLACE YOUR COMMENTS IN THE BLOGS ABOVE.HI, I AM EMPLOYEE NO. 4986. NO NEED FOR NAMES, THE NUMBER ON MY PAYSTUB IS JUST FINE. ~ I AM A CUBICLE DWELLING, PAPER PUSHING, SLAVE WORKER IN AN OFFICE. ~ I AM HERE ON MYSPACE TO MEET OTHERS WHO WORK FOR A LIVING AND TO SHARE STORIES. ~ PLEASE CONSIDER THIS BOTH THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT AND SUGGESTION BOX ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE.
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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ....· My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate. · Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. · After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. · Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. · Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme. · I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. · My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough. · I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience. · Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in. · I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. · I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. · So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. · I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. · My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. · SO I RETIRED...

I'd like to meet:

THE PEOPLE WHO DO FUN STUFF LIKE THIS!MY TOP TWELVE CO-WORKERS ~ NO.1 IS MICHAEL SCOTT (STEVE CARELL) FROM "THE OFFICE" FOR OBVIOUS REASONS ~ NO.2 IS DOC, HE WAS THE 200TH CO-WORKER (FRIEND) ON THIS SPACE. ~ NO.3 IS EMPLOYEE NO. 7825 FOR HER PROFILE NAME. THE REST HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR LEAVING COMMENTS, BLOG COMMENTS, AND MESSAGES...IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ON MY TOP TWELVE START LEAVING COMMENTS...OR BROWN NOSING WORKS.

Music:

"GOOD WORK" THE BODEANS ~ "CHAIN GANG" SAM COOKE ~ "GET A JOB" THE SILHOUETTES ~ "FIVE O'CLOCK WORLD" THE VOGUES ~ "WORK TO DO" ISLEY BROTHERS & VANESSA WILLIAMS ~ "MINIMUM WAGE" THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS" ~ "WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK" ELVIS COSTELLO ~ "WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND" BTO ~ "WORKING 9 TO 5" DOLLY PARTON ~ "TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT" ~ "BANG THE DRUM" TODD RONDGREN ~ "WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK" ~ "WORKING MAN" Rush ~ AND THE BAND "MEN AT WORK" ~~~~ IF YOU HAVE A SONG YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HERE PLEASE MESSAGE ME.

Television:

THE OFFICE

Heroes:

This is my boss, Mr Richard Noggin (AKA Dick Head). He is a stickler for neatness, punctuality and accuracy. Though normally a timid man he is noticeably less so after his occasional 3 martini lunches or any office party. There was this one time he...nevermind. I was already warned by Human Resources not to bring that up again.This is Employee No. 5316. She is never late for work. She stays late. She never goes out for lunch and eats at her desk in order to be more productive. She even asks for extra assignments. She has a smile for everyone. In the twenty seven years she has worked here she has never called in sick nor taken a vacation day. She is THE perfect employee, Ms. Employee No. 5316...I hate her.

My Blog

I gave my notice

I tendered my resignation yesterday.  That was tough.  They were soooo nice about it. Soooo nice, that they matched the offer! I then had a major decision to make.  It wasn't just about...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

I got the offer...

They not only are giving me everything I asked for, they topped it off with a minimum 5% bonus at year end.  WOW!  I hope they don't expect Wonder Woman (because I don't have a big giant bel...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST

I'm waiting for a revised offer

Yesterday I e-mailed my response.  I basically told them I had to decline their current offer mainly because of the retirement compensation (or lack of it).  I said, "Having a long-term...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

They made an offer

So they sent me an offer in writing yesterday evening.  The salary they are offering is in the ballpark of what we had talked about.  The retirement plan was not.  Basically I asked the...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

I need your input

Okay, here's the deal.  I think I'm going to have to make a decision in the very near future about possibly changing employers.  I have not been looking for a new job, but someone I used to ...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:46:00 PST

Sleeping at your desk

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. "4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time managemen...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

What's your excuse?

This is the time of year when the most people call in sick.  And it's not because they are actually sick.  There are just so many things to get done before the holidays.  Now I admit I...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:02:00 PST

Bonus Time???

Okay, I know I haven't posted a blog in eons...sorry. So who out there gets a bonus around the holidays?  Do you get a fair amount?  If so here is your time to say something nice about your ...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

One Word

Describe your boss in one word.....
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:23:00 PST

Story One

New direction.  Instead of commenting on work related topics let's have some fun.  How about an ongoing story we build on.  Here is the beginning of a story we can all add our twists an...
Posted by Employee No. 4986 on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:53:00 PST