Drawing, Spending way too much time on the computer, Movies, Music, Playing pool after the mandatory 3 beers have been consumed, Losing at pool after 4 beers have been consumed, Collecting enough toys to occupy an airplane hangar, and cooking.
Star Wars, Tarantino, Burton, anything John Cusack, Godfather, Rocky, Amadeus, Immortal Beloved and pretty much anything else Gary Oldman is in, The Wedding Singer, Mel Brooks, The glorious Molly and her eighties posse, Lynch, Fincher and anything else you hate.
Comedy Central whenever that horrible Blue Collar show isn't on. Upright Citizens Brigade, X-files, Kids in The Hall, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, and Saturday Night Live when its good (this means never)
Gaiman, Pahlaniuk, Alan Moore, Douglas Adams