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Jade Twist

Foulmouth

About Me

Withstanding religious worship and futile cults.
I rarely reply to comments.
I'm the friend that always gets peer pressured into doing all the stupid shit that nobody else wants to do.
I've stopped trying to get somewhere. There's no further to go. So I'm enjoying my time as it rolls along. If I die tomorrow, I'll be content because I wasn't thriving for a time and place I had no certainty of reaching. Need not false hopes.
My heart is crushed because the original Bronson Twist is now married. Tear jerker.
I'm a consistent whinger. And I slightly overuse the word 'hate'. But majority of the time I'm probably only voicing what you can't bring yourself to say out loud. If I offend you in the process and don't offer an apology, don't wait for it. I'll bear no guilt as I know my words have manifested clearly. I don't say things free of reason.
My fears bring me to constant lack of sleep. If you're online at a ridiculous hour, add me for talks. Seven years of insomnia is getting somewhat boring.

My Interests

Pies.

Excessive tea consumption.

The Sando.

The Sly Fox.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Crimespree
La Bouche
Bad Brains
Elvis Presley
Halo Of Knives
Broken Needle
Negative FX
Micheal Buble
A.V.O
Chronic Seizure
Black Flag
Asshole Parade
Discharge
Urban Waste
Knife Fight
Government Issue
Negative Approach
Crass
Adolescents
Dropdead
Death Cab For Cutie
Ringworm
The Meatmen
The Germs
Chokehold
Copout
Eyehategod
Extortion
Copeland

Movies:

American History X
Grease
Shindlers List
Requiem For A Dream
Donnie Darko
Rommie And Michelle's High School Reunion

Television:

Saved By The Bell.
The Young Ones.
Round The Twist.
Seinfeld.
Goosebumps.
Clarissa Explains It All.

Books:

Grug.

Heroes:

Elli. The only person worthy of a coloured photo on my page.

My Blog

Wouldn't even bother with this one.

I know I will delete this very quickly. I feel as though I'm no longer as content as I was a few months ago. That inane feeling has crept back up on me again, and I'm left needing, but not wanting som...
Posted by Jade Twist on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

Harlequin Fetus

And we complain about mosquito bites and pimples.   What is harlequin ichthyosis? "Harlequin ichthyosis is a severe genetic disorder that mainly affects the skin. Infants with this condition ar...
Posted by Jade Twist on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:00:00 PST

Bullshit religious cults

Unholy devotionDANIEL STREET: Protesters on a mission outside a suburban Sydney school. Tempers have reached boiling point.RUSSELL BAILEY, REDEEMER BAPTIST CHURCH ELDER: Get off the property. I'll ask...
Posted by Jade Twist on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

Confused

I can't really pin point a way to write this up. So it's going to be jumbled, and will probably make no sense.  I'll never make sense of my mind. And you will never either. So I don't know w...
Posted by Jade Twist on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST