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Big Matt

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Big Matt Stuart
Birthday: 18th October 1981
Birthplace: Aylesbury
Current Location: Paignton
Eye Color: Dark bluey gray but 1/4 brown in my left eye
Hair Color: Brown most of the time when its not dyed
Height: A magnificent 6 foot 7 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Royal Scottish blood
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers skatey type shoes which are falling apart
Your Weakness: Mountain Dew
Your Fears: Birds ( ungodly things with flapping wings that commit hate crimes against little old me)
Your Perfect Pizza: Texas BBQ from Dominoes minus the green peppers and onions extra bacon instead
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: my driving license and maybe get my self a proper job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey fucker
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need to wank/piss sometimes not in that order
Your Best Physical Feature: My height
Your Bedtime: last night was 4.30am
Your Most Missed Memory: My mum RIP 08/04/00
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: When I'm drunk
Do you Shower Daily: No..................We only have baths in my house
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already been
Do you want to get Married: Yes on a beach not in a church though
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: The voice in my head says so.........so yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck No!
Do you get along with your Parents: Not with my Dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes last night
In the past month have you Smoked: yes last night
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck no call me crazy but i like my food cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Young in a motorbike crash
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fire engine or cameraman which ever comes first
What country would you most like to Visit: holland specifically Amsterdam I dont know why though?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont care
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Very long
Height: around 5'10 upwards
Weight: not to bothered
Best Clothing Style: punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: only smoke weed
Number of CDs I own: around 50
Number of Piercings: at the moment I have both earlobes done, my ear rim and my tongue web. I used to have my eyebrow and foreskin pierced as well
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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You are Superman Superman 90% Hulk 90% Green Lantern 70% Spider-Man 60% Supergirl 60% Robin 60% The Flash 60% Wonder Woman 50% Batman 40% Catwoman 0% Iron Man 0% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You scored as You are a Demon. There's no nice way of saying it. You're a Demon! And you like it that way! You are often called a pyromaniac and keep matches or a lighter on you at all times. Your idea of fun is poking those poor damned souls with your pitch fork. Just be careful you don't get burned in all your fun!!
You are a Demon


83%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


67%

Vampire


67%

Fallen Angel


33%

Black Witch


0%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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My Interests

Travelling, Film making, Working in TV, Playing with motorbikes, shooting machine guns and hand guns, playing Texas Holdem Poker, Gambling all my money away in Las Vegas, Drinking Mountain Dew (when I can get hold of it)
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Lloyd Kaufman, Christopher Reeve (RiP dude), Amy from Evanescence (she is very hot!)

Music:

Anything Rock/Punk/Metal and a bit of Cheese and 80's music don't go amissFavourite bands are:- Lordi Sublime, Rammstein, Less Than Jake, Goldfinger, Iron Maiden, New Found Glory, Alkaline Trio, ACDC, Jesse James, Queen, Roxette, Erasure, The Cure, Disturbed, Greenday, Kiss, My Chemical Romance, Dropkick Murpheys.


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I fucking hate dance music and avidly dislike R&B music

Movies:

In no particular order:- Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Son In Law, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story (the 1st one not the others as they are total wank!) Young Sherlock Holmes and the Pyramid of Fear, Biggles: Adventures in Time, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, Pump Up The Volume, Dawn Of The Dead (both versions) Return of the Living Dead, An American Werewolf in London, Aliens, Goodfellas, Casino, Office Space, Oldschool, Kingpin, Battle Royale, Nightwatch, SGT Kabukiman NYPD, Tromeo and Juliet, Anything by TromaI hate any Dance orientated films like Dirty Dancing, Shall we dance, Save the Last Dance as the make me want to vomit!

Television:

My all time favourite TV show of all time is Spaced but these come close too:- Weeds, Lost, My Name is Earl, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (The US version as the UK one is shit) ER, Drawn Together, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Coupling, The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Books:

My Favourite book is The Stand by Stephen King other good books are:- A Song of Ice and Fire (The complete set) by George R.R. Martin. 101 Thigs to do Before You Die by Richard Horne Anything by Stephen King, Terry Pratchitt, Lee Child,

Heroes:

Superman,Colour Sgt Bourne from the 24th of Foot South Wales borderers stationed at Rourke's Drift in Natal. One of 140 British Soldiers defending the station agaist 4000 Zulu warriors between the 22nd-24th January 1879. He win's extra points for Facial hair faithfully re-enacted in the classic 1964 film Zulu. Rock on Dude! (he's the one in the middle)Lloyd Kaufman, founder and president of TromaArtie the strongest man in the world from Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Pete and Pete.Steve Zissou from The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. Rock on dude, he carries a Glock 9mm semi-automatic handgun eveywhere he goes!