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Craig

Have a Romy and Michele Day!

About Me



adopt your own virtual pet!I hope I'm as hot as Estelle Getty when I'm 80:

My Interests

Music, movies and DVD's - I have a huge collection, travel, meeting people, having a good time!

I'd like to meet:

Mylene Farmer, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Naomi Robson, Wa Wa.

Music:

Mylene Farmer, Kylie, Zazie, Madonna, Scissor Sisters, Girls Aloud, Belinda Carlisle, Ace Of Base, Billie Piper, Carly Binding, Bic Runga, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, Kate Bush, Shakespeare's Sister, Natasha St Pier, Shakira, Sugababes, Dannii, Blondie, Carla Bruni, Alizee, 80's music

Movies:

Romy And Michele's High School Reunion, Serial Mom, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Amelie, Misery, Legally Blonde, Harry Potter, View From The Top, The Ring, Scary Movie, Mean Girls, White Chicks

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, Kath and Kim, Vicar Of Dibley, French And Saunders, Summer Heights High, Big Brother, Ellen, Golden Girls, Micallef Program, The Simple Life, Desperate Housewives

Books:

Memoirs Of A Geisha, Harry Potter series, anything by Dan Brown, books about France (Left Bank, How To Be French, A Year In The Merde etc), anything by Jordan or Geri Halliwell, lol

Heroes:

David Beckham, Jodie Marsh, Naomi Robson, Susan Kennedy, Mercedes Corby, Edina Monsoon!!

My Blog

Looking back at 2007... Argh!

My God, it's December already... 2007 almost over and time for me to reflect! It's been a bizarre year. In one way I feel like I haven't accomplished much but when I look back I think I've made it thr...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:23:00 PST

The things we do when we are bored

Working on a weekend shits me. That's why on Saturday my partner in crime Sally and I decided to jazz things up a bit with some SABOTAGE! A lovely Kiwi gentleman by the name of Matt sits opposite...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:43:00 PST

It's the Renae Lawrence make over hour!

Nobody likes a frump. Which is probably why nobody likes Renae Lawrence. Poor Renae, she must have 'Jan Brady' syndrome stuck in Kerokoban Prison with Schappelle Corby who gets all the attention and b...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:50:00 PST

R.I.P. Naomi Robson

I miss Naomi Robson.   Yes, she of the perma-tan and loathing of anyone from the Western suburbs. When Naomi left Today Tonight last November after 10 years and was replaced with Anna Corrin, Au...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

"Just Kill The Bitch!" - The world of shocking movies

I have seen some terrible movies this year.   Yesterday I was disappointed by When A Stranger Calls. Actually, I was braced for disappointment before hiring the movie; I just wanted to see if my...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:38:00 PST

Whip It! Whip It Good!

Guess who just drove past my humble abode? Mr Whipee.   Remember him from your childhood days? Mr Whipee was basically an old drunken paedophile that hadn't shaved for a week and smelt like bacon...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST

Jack, Jack, Jackie!!

I heart made up people. Even more so when they are half naked chicks wanting to be your friend and urging you to sign up to a pay as you go porn site. I'm talking about the lovely Jackie, who you'll n...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:23:00 PST

Big Brother or Big Bother??

Gobble, gobble!! Slap, slap!! It's the new crazing sweeping the nation... And it's called Turkey Slapping! What does this fad involve, I hear you ask? Well, take 1 penis and 1 face (preferrably not fr...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST