George Constanza's "Words of Wisdom":"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start to work you get a gold watch on the first day. You work for forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen!"
Allow myself to intrduce...myself.
Panic! At The Disco, Steven Baggs, Coldplay, Matchbox Twenty, 3 Doors Down, Dave Matthews Band, The Killers, Green Day, Biggie, Fuel, Kelly Clarkson
Austin Powers, Fight Club, Old School, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, The Usual Suspects, Scarface, Back to the Future
Entourage,Heros Smallville, Lost, Scrubs, Charmed,Seinfeld, Thundercats, 24, Best Week Ever, The Sopranos, Buffy The Vampier Slayer, Playmakers, Da Ali G Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Commited. Really anything in Barnes & Noble. Plus, of course, my favorite and yours: The Bible