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Eric

This song's about FIRE!

About Me


When my treasured bike was stolen outside Chuck's Bike-O-Rama, I was devastated -- and I'll do anything to get it back. Working off a hot tip that my wheels may be stashed in the Springfield Missouri Bass Pro Shop's basement, I left my New Jersey apartment and set off on a whirlwind cross-country adventure.

My Interests

politics (arguing), religion (arguing), movies, music

I'd like to meet:


J.D. Salinger, Vladimir Lenin, Eugene Debs, Forrest Whitaker, Michaelangelo (The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle one), and the real-life Betty Crocker

Music:

Elliott Smith, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Neko Case, Radiohead, The Decemberists, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Leonard Cohen, Rilo Kiley, Bruce Springsteen (pre-Born in the USA), Peter Gabriel, Unbroken, Belle and Sebastian, Rainer Maria, Youth of Today, Mineral, Embrace, Born Against, anything by Tom Malowitz

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Thin Red Line, Donnie Darko, Withnail and I, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brazil, Dawn of the Dead (original), The Toughest Man in The World, Wet Hot American Summer, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, , Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Office Space, Better Off Dead, High Fidelity, Memento, Cradle Will Rock, Dr. Strangelove

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Black Books, The Office, Three's Company, Father Ted, Mr. Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show, BBC World News, Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Twin Peaks Season 1 (Season 2 blows), The IT Crowd, Lost, 30 Rock

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse-Five, A People's History of the United States, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, The King Who Rained, Ant & Bee, Mouse & The Motorcycle

Heroes:


Jack Schill

My Blog

Check out this video: Maybe Sparrow

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Posted by Eric on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

Stupid Email From Co-workers Issue 5

THE LAW IS THE LAW This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid e-mail from Co-Worker Issue 4

The Drug Problem in America The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Most Important Thing You May Ever Do....

Is sign this petition to bring back Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pudding Pies Petition You have a voice. Use it....
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fred Flintstone selling cigarettes

http://www.tvparty.com/vault3/flintbig.ram
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupid emails I get from co-workers Vol. 3

>From: "Leroy Miller" >To: >Subject: Fw: Mrs. Kerry >Date: Sun, 11 Jul 2004 21:30:34 -0500 > > > > > > Theresa Hienz Kerry > > > > > > > > > Just who or what is Teresa Hienz Kerr...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rummy

"I stand for 8-10 hours a day. Why is standing limited to 4 hours?" -Donald Rumsfeld's handwritten comments on the memo approving having prisoners stand for up to 4 hours.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

best game since Earthbound

http://www.emogame.com/bushgame.html
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid Emails I get from Co-Workers Vol. 2

*sigh* Keep this moving, it speaks for itself. Samuel Thompson wrote: "I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December." I don't ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Three's Company Haikus

Roper thought Jack gay Chrissy wore short shorts all day Jack sure could bake cakes --- Furley was fearless Yet had no luck with ladies Regal Beagle nights --- Furley overheard Cindy was very...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST