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snoozan

There's no handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but no handshake.

About Me

I care most about friends and family and i think that there is a very fine line between the two. Speaking of family, I come from a rather large one and love them all dearly. I care greatly about all of my friends and value my relationships with them. I am most happy when i am able to kick back with those that i care about only to realize that the hours have flown by and the night has now become morning. I think that this life is a gift, and i dont intend to spend it dwelling on the small things and thinking about the "what ifs". "Life is just a random lottery of meaningless tragedy in a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details...a quarter pounder with cheese, the sky 10 minutes before it starts to rain, the moment your laughter becomes a cackle...and I sit back and i smoke my Camel Straights, and I ride my own melt." Who the hell am I kidding? The really real me: Im a chain smoker who drinks and sleeps too much. My eating habits leave much to be desired, and I often wonder if because of these things, I have one foot in an early grave. I feel that my sarcasm isn't as appreciated as it should be, but I suppose that those who don't get it are probably morons, and therefore not worthy of such wit. I love revenge and irony, and am probably one of the most stubborn people that you will ever meet. I have a short fuse, but I am slowly learning how to deal with it. I think that myspace is just another popularity contest for most of the people on here, and yes, I realize the irony in that statement.
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My Interests

Music, irony, whatever blows my hair back

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

it varies, however I think that i may be a borderline emo kid, im sorry to say.

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, garden state, breakfast club, reality bites, anything by wes anderson

Television:

I rarely regularly watch TV shows, but a few I enjoy are: Rescue Me, Its Always Sunny In Philidelphia, The Office, Family Guy

Books:

anything by Chuck Palahniuk, A Million Little Pieces (sorry, Oprah), Memoirs in general. Especially David Sedaris and Augustine Burroughs. Waiting by Debra Ginsberg is one book that everyone needs to read. Especially those who have ever worked in a restaurant.

Heroes:

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My Blog

This is only a test

About two weeks ago, on a Saturday, I was driving to my parents house to see them and get some laundry done, when the thought occured to me that my life was like tea in the south. Pretty sweet. I have...
Posted by snoozan on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:56:00 PST

Is there a doctor in the house?

Other possible subjects: "I just thought I was sharing my bed with a brown recluse." "So do I get to keep my leg?" "Uhh, how in the hell... Im going with the spider story." Well, for those of you who...
Posted by snoozan on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:41:00 PST

Ahh, to be able to breathe

I have recently returned from a trip back home. I reconnected with my roots, saw family that I haven't seen in about two years, got zero sleep, you know the usual when you trip back home. I return ho...
Posted by snoozan on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:52:00 PST

Enough already

Stop. Stop. Stop. Please, to all of you out there that I don't know. If we have never met, than PLEASE don't request me to be your friend. What the hell is wrong with you all?! Do you have this deep s...
Posted by snoozan on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Misplaced words and well constructed thoughts....

I know exactly how you feel . You were this close to closing deals. When everything fell from out your hands, You were forced to decide on other plans. You figured it best to just ignore it. Other...
Posted by snoozan on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:10:00 PST

So Long, Farewell, Auf Weiterzein... piss it, a Von Trapp I ain't

My new year's resolution: clean out the clutter This means getting rid of everything that causes me to have any sort of drama and/or ricockulous nonsense. I think that I am going to move to a new city...
Posted by snoozan on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

Ugh. Weird day....

  My brother called me today. He made me promise him something that was ridiculously easy to promise. I have no intentions of doing any sort of drug other than nicotine and alcohol. But he wanted...
Posted by snoozan on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST

I didn't write this...

My cousin wrote this. I and I feel like it rings true with how I feel most of the time. She is an awesome writer and everyone should check out her website. It's kirstinyost.blogs.com Something's gotta...
Posted by snoozan on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

11 things I learned on my birthday

1. Going to work with a slight buzz:          -makes everything funnier          -makes everything more difficult  ...
Posted by snoozan on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

I'm not really feeling where the character is emotionally.

The scene: a lone girl sitting in the front room of her house. The mood: a mixture of accomplishment and defeat. As the girl sits at her computer, she wonders who the hell could possibly care about wh...
Posted by snoozan on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:12:00 PST