to you...you know who you are |
A thousand words can't say itMy life is telling me not to tryI want to say it louderBut I don't whyI know how I feel But should I try to tell you too?We've never met beforeBut I love you
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 15:50:00 GMT |
quotes |
It's ok to talk to yourself, and it's ok to answer yourself back, but when you find yourself saying, "Huh, what was that you said?"......then you know you've got a problem.
There are two blondes sitt...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
boys v.s. girls |
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day passing an 8 year old girl's house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up his football and ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:45:00 GMT |
fart your guts out.....ewwwwwww |
FART YOUR GUTS OUTBob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.Every morning for 15 years, Marth...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:00:00 GMT |
three words for $20 |
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:32:00 GMT |
definitions you thought you knew |
Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family...AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex agai...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:11:00 GMT |
well...that' a future stripper |
a little girl and a little boy were playing up in a treehouse all the time. he always told her to put on a skirt and climb the tree first. every single day that happened. then the little girl goes ove...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:04:00 GMT |
quotes |
whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to to have an s in it?
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, what are you supposed to do? Slam the fla...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
another proof that blondes are "MORONS" |
Two blondes were working on a house. One, who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. The other blonde, figuring th...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:53:00 GMT |
see even if the power goes out...if you have a camera with a flash you won't starve |
Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash...I took 65 pictures of myself making a sandwich...My neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:51:00 GMT |
