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Mushy

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About Me

Well hello you!...Yes you!..My cyberspace pal!...You wanna know about me, huh? Well I guess I'll tell ya a little bit.Ive been told that im too weird for my own good. *shrugs* Maybe its my love of jumping over trash cans..or maybe it has something to do with my humping of inanimate objects.... I dunno...But yes. Im a weird one....and if you know me then you already knew that. Im a self proclaimed keeper of everybody elses problems....If you have a problem Ill be there for you....umm...If you have a pet monkey...well....Good for you...Do you train him in the ways of Aikido and then battle him? Well if you do...INVITE ME OVER SO I CAN AT LEAST WATCH! Or if your willing, Ill take a swing at the monkey myself...... If this random selection of words confuses you then good!......Because im tapping your brain for the information to solve the Rubic cube! Shh!! *shifty eyes* Dont let the government know! MyGen Profile Generator

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ABOUT ME
Name: Umm...Damn....Im failing this test already....erm....Oh!...Sean
Sexual Orientation: I dont get this question....Is it a horny oriental person?...i dunno....umm..no?
Birthday: Ohhhh I know this one....every year!
Current Location: At my computer..duh!...where else would i be?.....stupid...
Eye Color: My eyes dont even have hands....how could they color?
Hair Color: yet again...a part of my body that CANT even hold a crayon....
Height: I have that
Right Handed or Left Handed: I actually have both of my hands...
Your Heritage: i dunno....pickles...
The Shoes You Wore Today: yeah...what about them?
Your Weakness: You know i have one?!?! WHO TOLD YOU!!!!
Your Fears: Damn.....somebody is spilling the beans
Your Favorite Color: Ohhhhh...umm......its like...umm...its like..blue, but not...
Favorite Song: The one where the guy loves the girl and he cant be with her.......you know what im talking about
Favorite Musical Artist: Did Picasso play music?
Your Perfect Pizza: yeah what about it?.....Is it just me or do these questions make no sense?!?
Perfect Date: Like the prune??
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: The one where i kick the coner kick with 3 seconds left and then i run in front of the goal and head it in.....and that one dude yells...GOOOOOOOLLL!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What?...no really...i say WHAT?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Your supposed to think when you wake up?...damn.....Im learning a lot about life from this quiz
Your Best Physical Feature: my big toe on my left foot
Your Bedtime: it used to be at 5 and then mommy said i could be a big boy and stay up untill 6.....and then..and then..umm....I couldnt sleep and then...one time...I umm...I stayed up til 7!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: I remeber..i dont miss.....
Pepsi or Coke: Umm....drugs are bad so i say Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: The BK lounge
Single or Group Dates: its not really a date if you by yourself is it?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ummmm..ummm...ummmmm.....
Chocolate or Vanilla: yeah...I like cheese
Cappuccino or Coffee: umm....You dont want to give me either of those....
Do you Smoke: only if im on fire
Do you Swear: To tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?....no....
Do you Sing: Like a banshee
Do you Shower Daily: I dont know who Daily is so i would have no business cleaning him off....
Have you Been in Love: I dont think im been inside....I didnt think there was an inside to it.....So your telling me its like a building?......(yes i have by the way...Kimmy
Do you want to go to College: Im here

Do you want to get Married: Can you go to the store and "get it"? because i heard that Wal-Mart has a buy one get one half off sale...
Do you believe in yourself: *pokes himself* I feel real
Do you get Motion Sickness: *goes outside to test*...........blah...yes....
Do you think you are Attractive: No im Sean...that was the first question!!....Gah!.......
Are you a Health Freak: Now your calling me a freak!...When is this gonna be over?!?
Do you get along with your Parents: eh..i guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: You keep forgetting to put a ? after your questions.....
Do you play an Instrument: Ive played quite a few.....i only play a few of them well...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Why is Drank and Alcohol capitalized??
In the past month have you Smoked: No, because i havent been on fire........
In the past month have you been on Drugs: again...I dont know who drugs is therefore i have no business being "on him"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YOU GOT ME!!! I crapped on a prune last week....damn....how did you see me? I was behind that bush!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not just a mall.....THE mall.....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No......Ive eaten all the oreos in a box but..... ive never tried to eat the box...is it good?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I dont know how Sushi is!.....TALK ABOUT PEOPLE I KNOW!!! Like in the past month have you eaten Henry?...then i would say "No"...but i dont know who Sushi is.....
In the past month have you been on Stage: GAH!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have dumped.....BUT I FLUSHED!!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Im kinda fat so no...it would be fat dipping....wow that sounds like somthing they do at KFC or something..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I dont know who this Anything person is that you speak of....I havent stolen Natalie if thats what your wondering....
In the past month have you Had Sex: Yes..I bought it last week....It was like 5 bucks at target...They came in a box of 12....they were good...
Ever been Drunk: Ive drank.....stupid question....If i didnt drink i would be dead.....duh!
Ever been called a Tease: Nope...just Sean....
Ever been Beaten up: There was that one time when it was windy and that tree tried to swing at me...
Ever Shoplifted: I CANT LIFT A WHOLE SHOP!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING!?!? WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?
How do you want to Die: Ummm....in a deadly way?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im gonna get taller?!?!..im already pretty tall.....
What country would you most like to Visit: I live out in the country....We have cows and ducks and chickens.....
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont steal....
Number of CDs I own: I dunno
Number of Piercings: I have two holes for my nose and my ears have two holes in them and i have a hole for a mouth and then.....what?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 12 and a half...
In a Guy/Girl
Most Important Aspect: ASSpect?!? what?
Favourite Eye Color: blueish greenish brownish
Favourite Hair Color: Construction cone orange
Short or Long Hair: They can have both.....One side short and the other long...
Height: They should have some of that!
Weight: Some of that should be good too!...i dont want them to fly away in the wind....thats how i lost my last friend....
Best Clothing Style: The kind you wear
Sex or Personality: umm.......damn...i havent tried the personality at target...just the sex...

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!And if that dosen't explain my intrests i dont know what will!!Unless you watch me late at night....that might clue you in some more.

I'd like to meet:

(is it sad that i have dead people on this list?) Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Mitch Hedberg, The guy who invented Q-tips (--that guy was a genius), Dane Cook, Anybody with class and a flair that makes then stand out. I happen to know some really great people....I love most of the friends i have *points to his friend list* Those are some awesome people...I kid you not!...maybe a little too much infighting at times...but still...all in all good people.

Music:

O.O.........You really think that myspace can handle all the bands i would list??I really LOVE Authority Zero......I mean...you gotta represent for the home state dudes!I like music that rocks. It better rock. If it doesn't rock, it sucks balls, and I don't want something that sucks balls in my ear. Well, no, there are some circumstances. But not the ball-sucking, non-rocking music! Sometimes, when I'm in a bar, and some wuss puts his wuss music on the jukebox, I wanna go punch him. Then I go home and break things. Why do I break my own things?

Movies:

The Prestige was FRICKEN AWESOME!!!....I love movies....Labyrinth is pretty high up there....So is Nightmare Before Christmas..*nods* Most of the 80s movies are actually pretty awesome....then well....anything that can keep me in a dark room with 80 other people for 2 hours is alright i guess.

Television:

I dont watch it.....It steals your soul......They just want you to think that only cameras do that.But i really dont enjoy TV....No im not going to spew how corrupt the media is....i just think TV is stupid. The only thing ill watch on it is soccer. *nods*

Books:

Books? Really? They still have those?I read like a crazy person fingerpaints.... fast and 80 times a day.

Heroes:

I could be corny and list super heros....or...i could list..... All of my friends...I love you guys and how you are willing to put up with me and all of my oddies.

My Blog

if you have lots of time on your hands read this........tis a story i wrote

well its not finished yet but it seems to be going well.......here ya go! (warning its long!!) DARKWIND A dark figure made his way through fog, His boots echoing off the pavement as he went. He ...
Posted by Fuzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

*pokes you in the eye!* HA!

grrrr im SOOOO bored!!!!
Posted by Fuzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmmmmmmm

I guess i should add a pic!
Posted by Fuzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST