US Border Patrol Uniforms are Hecho en MexicoI am not crazy. You're just boring.I believe in aliens.I also believe it is possible that we are the not-so-smart kids who got left behind here on Earth by a group of intergalactic travelers. You know, kind of like how Joe Dirt got left at the Grand Canyon.Golf (much rather play than watch)
Dallas Cowboys, Texas A&M Aggies, Dallas Mavericks, Texas Rangers, Dallas Stars
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I'd like to meet:
Everyone I have ever been a dick to.... just to piss'em off again.
Music:
Metallica, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Sublime, Eminem, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Korn, Slipknot, Staind, Blink 182, Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, Kid Rock, Dr. Dre, UGK, Aerosmith, Alan Jackson, Pantera, Cypress Hill, Stone Temple Pilots, Bush, The Toadies, Pink Floyd.....
Movies:
Boondock Saints, Man on Fire, Tin Cup, Pulp Fiction, Sling Blade, Cool Hand Luke, Jarhead, Office Space, The Right Stuff, American History X, Fight Club, Snatch, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, A Perfect World, Tombstone, Ed TV, American Beauty, Rounders, Casino, Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, Natural Born Killers, The 40 Year Old Virgin
Television:
Family Guy, Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, good stand up comedy, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Apprentice, sports
Books:
Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Robert Kiyosaki Books, Think and Grow Rich, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Benjamin Franklin: America's Original Entrepreneur, The Crisis of Global Capitalism, Donald Trump books, The Google Story, Only the Paranoid Survive, The Secret History of the Irish Republican Army
Heroes:
"To never let them see you coming, be the little guy, be anonymous."..... "Innocuous, You know, the nerd, the leper, the shitkicking surfer. Look at me. Underestimated from day one.".....
"You'd never think I was a master of the universe, would you?" .....
"There's this beautiful girl, just fucked me 3 ways from Sunday....
we're done, she's walking to the bathroom...trying to walk...
...she turns...
...she looks...
...it's me.
Not the Trojan army that just fucked her.
Little old me.
She gets this look on her face like:
"How the hell did that happen?".....
I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt.
I'm a surprise, Kevin.
They don't see me coming." - Al Pacino from The Devil's Advocate
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"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it....
And we will send you to whatever god you wish."
-Boondock Saints
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"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
"That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money."
"Well, not all chicks."
"Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do."
"Good point."
"Well what about you now? What would you do?"
"Besides two chicks at the same time?"
"Well yeah."
"Nothing."
"Nothing, huh?"
"I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing."
"Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit."
-Office Space
