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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Inappropreiate unnatural asymmetry irks me. Balance, balance, balance, even in the seemingly imbalanced. I'm a Leo, but I don't walk/talk/act/feel/think/smell like one. I'm nocturnal. Myspace= good at wasting time. I heart James Spader.I thought I had all the patience in the world but I'm quickly learning that for certain things I have no patience at all. My head and my heart are in constant contradiction, although I'm learning to follow my heart more often. I'm shy when it's important, and I hate that about myself. I believe in Karma, she's a friend. I've been dubbed the stiletto queen (my footwear of choice). I love Paleta Vero Mango lollipops, but they're difficult to find in Manhattan. I get along well with people born in 1970 for some reason...

My Interests

THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE INTEREST ME. But aside from that : Fashion, art, music, film, literature, books, museums, biology, psychology, thought, european chocolate, whiskey and alcohol in general, dancing, contours/curves, good teeth, eyes, noses, voices, foreign accents, creativity, people, salty foods and sweet foods combined, photography, colors, images, scars, lighting, interiors. BANANA GUARDS.

I'd like to meet:

Myspace is evil. Vionnet...my idol, music snobs, artists, weird people (the weirder the better), friends. People who like to cook, more specifically people who would like to cook for me. Biz Marke & his infamous nipple, Wong Kar-Wai, Chris Cunningham, other fellow night owls, not in that order. Michael Gondry. Creative types, in all fields. Not creepy types.. you know who you are, if you're a guy with an asian girl fetish...please move along, nothing much for you here. Honestly, shoo!I find it difficult to find people who become more interesting as I get to know them better. They are a rare breed.

Music:

Jazz, Billie Holiday, old stuff, funk (makes me laugh), hiphop, underground stuff, r&b, FLEMING & JOHN, disco, zion i, anything mellow, obscure stuff, TCQ, Qbert, Slum V, J5. Del the Funky Homosapien, Acyelone, Abstract rude, &; Mikah 9 (Haiku De'tat), radiohead, franz f, Astrud Gilberto, madvillain, snow patrol, John Legand, The Heilo Sequence, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, M.I.A., Brazilian Girls, The Organ, Bjork, The Blue Van, Sia, Carol King, Feist, Maximo Park, the list goes on and on.....However, I do not like Belle and Sebastian. Not even a little. Sorry Stephie, I tried.

Movies:

I'm allergic to fluffly chick flicks. Twin peaks, other david lynch movies & stuff by Charlie Kaufman. Seven, Blue Velvet, Secretary, Donnie Darko, Dangerous Liasons (costumes), Quills, Everything About My Mother, Silence of the Lambs, the 2nd half of Kill Bill, Not One Less, The Lion King (dont laugh), Oldboy (Korean film, LOVED it), wet hot american summer, before sunrise, before sunset, eternal sunshine of the spoltless mind, Les Diabolque, In the Mood for Love, Transamerica, Bad Education, Mad Hot Ballroom, Spirited Away, Dirty Dancing, Splash, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, Natural Born Killers, Born into Brothels, 2046

Television:

So I broke down and got a TV. Thats what happens when the Dr. orders you to stay home for a week straight.... already I can feel my brain rotting. It's nice.

Books:

The kind with pages.

Heroes:

My sister. Haha. Get it? .. width="425" height="350" .... Josef Hoffmann, Egon Schiele, certain Austrians. Hans Bellmer.

My Blog

Apparently, I look Asian....*gasp*

I've been referred to as the "Asian looking" girl, more than twice just recently.Is there something I'm missing here? Am I not communicating my "Asian-ness" enough?Would chopsticks in my hair and a bo...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

a word for the not-so-wise

if you're trying to reach me, and for some reason i dont answer my phone, do not hang up and keep calling me fifteen more times. leave a freakin message! i promise to get back to you. when you keep ca...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:53:00 PST

My life as a movie:

YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type t...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

my joints

today my joints feel like they will collapse on themselves. i want to go home. that is all.    
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

WooHoo!

I don't have cancer, or any malignancies for that matter. I doubted that I did, but it feels nice to get confirmation! Now it's on to 6 months of healing....=) Bring it on bitches! Bring it ...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:55:00 PST

Normally, it's difficult to piss me off...

Normally, its difficult to piss me off. I'm generally a mellow person. But mess with me and my work? I'll fucking tear you apart. Today I'm thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to scratching someone's eye...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

Hey, Milestone Bday Coming Up. Help.

Help me celebrate, though I haven't decided when or where. But please forward your email addys to me if I haven't emailed you in a while (cuz I most likely lost it, sorry) so I can send out the offici...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST

One way to tell you're really tired (well, besides feeling it)

 I was just in the bathroom and I looked in the mirror. I thought that some of my eyeliner or eyeshadow had migrated under my eye so I tried to get it off. Well, no, it wasnt make up. I...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

Last night...

Late last night on the F train, I watched a man organize his flavored condoms. Then he pulled out some KY Jelly and slathered his face and hands with the stuff. What the fuck?  I half expec...
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST

Laugh

I have this intense desire to lauagh today. Some one, make me laugh.  
Posted by Next please! Thank you. on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST