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misty marie

nobody likes a sunburn slapper.

About Me

i'm trying to make the gentle transistion between "hombebody" and "creepy recluse".sometimes when i answer the phone bill collectors ask to speak with my mommy.i like booze and books and reefer and writing. i like art and alliteration. i like movies. i like stupid shows on television you won't like. i won't like it if you complain, either.

My Interests

my intense salt and pepper shaker collection, trashy daytime television, expletive in-fucking-fixation, ice cream, tattoos, ice cream tattoos, chainsmoking, cheap thrills, punk rock, extremely pale sex, bare feet, horror, epicureanism, gravel roads, southern boys, knitting, sewing, drinking, baking, writing, reading, other ing's (i.e. fucking but not running), pop art, unpop art, zombies, well worn t-shirts, broke in shoes, 1950's advertising, linguistics, moonpies, cotton underwear, yard sales, flea markets, blow drying my hair, history, second hand furniture, all things "lowbrow", art deco, driving like your grandma, clearance prices, waking up early, sleeping in late, truck stop literature, geneology, not sweating, board games, cheap wine, rural sociology, paintings on velvet, fat girls, movies at midnight, polaroids, family, comic books, sequins, serial murder, college drop-outs, hillbilly heritage, marijuana, the weekly world news, honky tonkin'.

Music:

the queers, the ramones, nerfherder, the stooges, angry samoans, the smugglers, the replacements, descendents, screeching weasel, the new york dolls, the muffs, pansy division, the dead milkmen, the spazzys, stiff little fingers, the dwarves, the eyeliners, the gossip, the damned, the cramps, the undertones, pseudo heroes, boris the sprinkler, dillinger four, bay city rollers, samiam, the riverdales, the pogues, the kinks, the mr. t experience, naked raygun, joan jett and the blackhearts, lou reed, peter and the test tube babies, the kingsmen, the groovie ghoulies, the who, the riverdales, the weakerthans, KISS, pinhead gunpowder, x-ray spex, teen idols, the rolling stones, buddy holly, loretta lynn, the dale gribble bluegrass experience, patsy cline, jerry lee lewis, ernest tubb, hank snow, the carter family, kitty wells, hank williams, david allen coe, dr. ralph stanley, red sovine, johnny horton, southern culture on the skids, roy acuff, mojo nixon, buck owens, del mccoury, johnny cash, peggy lee, slim whitman, willie nelson, johnny paycheck, wanda jackson, the gambler, johnny rebel, chuck berry, dolly parton, merle haggard, bill monroe, george jones, flatt & scruggs, waylon jennings, splitlip rayfield, little jimmie dickens, tom t. hall, the black mountain scorpion hoedown bluegrass experience gang, the knitters, grandpa jones.

Movies:

desperate living, female trouble, crybaby, true romance, the blob, coal miner's daughter, blazing saddles, it's a wonderful life, this is spinal tap, run ronnie run, mallrats, super troopers, raising arizona, freaks, shaun of the dead, house on haunted hill, hairspray, ed wood, the godfather parts I and II, switchblade sisters, rushmore, the crippled masters, night of the living dead, great balls of fire, reservoir dogs, fargo, faster pussy cat kill, kill. rosemary's baby, day of the dead, dawn of the dead, the gate, return of the living dead I and II, surf nazis must die, full metal jacket, trekkies, smokey and the bandit, young frankenstein, natural born killers, the shining, half baked, polyester, the breakfast club, nightmare on elm street part 4, kung fu hustle, the toxic avenger, sweet and lowdown, but i'm a cheerleader, stripes, o brother where art thou, psycho, best in show, the big lebowski, evil dead II, cool hand luke, stand by me, meet the feebles, goodfellas, the warriors, the people under the stairs.

Television:

craft corner death match, the twilight zone, heehaw, law and order, ricki lake, it takes a thief, days of our lives, flea market mania, animaniacs, jerry springer, bargain hunt, the apple dumpling gang, squidbillies, notorious, reno 911, green acres, COPS, home movies, infamous murders, mr. show, late night with conan o'brien, blind date, clean house, king of the hill, unsolved mysteries, sealab 2021, degrassi, cash in the attic, the daily show, two angry beavers, style court, the venture brothers, the simpsons, freaks and geeks, myth busters, upright citizens' brigade, SCRUBS, the beverly hillbillies, the pet psychic, the match game.

My Blog

"We're All Dyeing"

so i'm taking a poetry class over the summer if MSU doesn't totally butt fuck me on financial aid, so i've been trying to brush up a little. these aren't very good. and the second one is unfinished. b...
Posted by misty marie on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

Ida May's story...

so the memorial day stuff and a boring sunday got me writing. this is just the beginning, but it could quickly become the saddest story i've ever written. lemme' know what you think!    &nb...
Posted by misty marie on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

graveyard inspirations

so i think to most of the world, memorial day is a good excuse to invest in a keg and maybe cook up some burgers. to me, it's alot more. this is a tradition i plan to uphold for the rest of my life. e...
Posted by misty marie on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:19:00 PST

"Mommy Tummy"

"Mommy Tummy" Misty Skaggs Tori had one hundred and twenty five sweaty dollars tucked into her black bra.              "Listen, Victoria," Joey'...
Posted by misty marie on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:40:00 PST

Happy Mother's Day...

My Dearest Mommy&..   It is very difficult for me to put the way I love you into words. You've always been more than just a typical mother, so much more. You've been a teacher and a nurse. You'v...
Posted by misty marie on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:47:00 PST

not quite finished...

Tori had one hundred and twenty five sweaty dollars tucked into her black bra.              "Listen, ..Victoria," Joey's voice was fresh in her m...
Posted by misty marie on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:40:00 PST

"Hamburger Hunks" or "Ruby Ann's RCA"

           Ruby Ann was not the kind of woman who took well to being domesticated. Even though her favorite spot was the kitchen, she never did learn ...
Posted by misty marie on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

Ruby Ann...

             Ruby Ann was not the kind of woman who took well to being domesticated. Even though her favorite spot was the kitchen, she never did ...
Posted by misty marie on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

restless and writing...

so yeah, it's not very good. but read it suckers. Arwen always took her glasses off when she sat down to eat. Her brown eyes looked big and clear, no longer shaded by thick glass and the heavy plasti...
Posted by misty marie on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

"Blood and Bare Feet" (it's a working title, i don't like it.)

so any feedback would be much appreciated. i like this story so far but it could definitely use polishing. "Blood and Bare Feet" Misty Skaggs Blaine Fox was a no good sort of man. The first time he ...
Posted by misty marie on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST