1) I like pie.
2) I like blueberries.
3) AJPufnStuf has been my screen name since forever.
4) I read a lot.
5) I am dependable.
6) Girls have no idea how good they look.
7) Bob Ross and all his happy fucking trees are awesome.
8) Fanny packs are gay.
9) Pants are overrated.
10) There is always a reason.
11) Making out and cuddling are both underrated.
12) I definitely grew into my own after losing my old best friend.
13) Bottle caps fit conveniently behind my ear when folded.
14) Portuguese girls are hot.
15) I ♥ short girls.
16) I fall for redheads.
17) I go to your page to listen to your song.
18) Everyone is a lesson learned.
19) Beware of MySpace girls with all "the angles."
20) I clean up really well.
21) My center of gravity is phenomenal.
22) You are never too old for Lego’s or cartoons.
23) Kids are awesome.
24) You can't fix stupid.
25) It is hot in Topeka.
26) I reference things.
27) I have done calculus in my sleep.
28) The alphabet is a goof way to reference girls.
29) Fuck shoes.
30) Diabetics are ‘way’ cooler than heroin addicts.
31) Learning things about others is just a roundabout way of learning about yourself.
32) I’m the antithesis of subtle.
33) One day I might make a difference at football.
34) Hate takes too much energy.
35) I'm very comfortable in my own skin.
36) Driving is better barefoot.
37) Winter is the best season.
38) "Sparks" are important.
39) Ideas are much better than beliefs.
40) I appreciate being appreciated.
41) I'm all talk.
42) I'm an open book, but you don't know which page to turn to, do you?
43) “A quarter of a century†sounds much older than 25.
44) Cheap people piss me off.
45) Honesty is key.
46) I'm very interesting when you first meet me.
47) Being cute is no excuse for you to be pretentious and uninformed.
48) The 80s were awesome.
49) It is better for a girl to be cute than hot.
50) I'm stronger than you think.
51) Old friends are never forgotten.
52) Surveys should be conversation starters.
53) Jagermeister fucks you up.
54) I’m awesome at losing at poker.
55) No one seems to appreciate walks or bike rides at 2 a.m.
56) Gingerbread lattes suck ass.
57) I've met way too many lesbians...
58) I give people too much credit.
59) Seeing isn’t believing; believing is seeing.
60) I like weird girls.
61) The world gets smaller every day.
62) Even people you don’t like have good ideas and valid points.
63) Lists are awesome.
64) I do a lot better when I don't try.
65) Fruity Pebbles are racist.
66) Dane Cook is a BAMF. That's Bad Ass Mother Fucker. I shortened it.
67) Deleting things is cathartic.
68) I have way too much faith that Karma will make things work out.
69) Mad creepy old dudes at the movies scare me.
70) I like sugar...but not PCP.
71) Recycling isn’t just for aluminum cans.
72) I am an awesome, although unconventional, cook.
73) Things change.
74) It is a lot of fun doing absolutely nothing, when you are with the right person.
75) It is surprising who you can trust and depend on and who you can't.
76) Girls are a lot cuter without makeup.
77) Timing in my life seems to be horrible.
78) Some girls look awesome when you first meet them, then...not so much.
79) Other girls look OK when you meet them, and then DAMN!
80) Doctors don't know shit.
81) I want to build a log cabin.
82) People aren't as observant as you think.
83) I'm always thirsty.
84) I enjoy randomness in any form.
85) I brought Faz O back.
86) Everyone loves cake…in some form.
87) Everything that is fun is also addictive and bad for you.
88) Strawberry soda is underappreciated.
89) No one seems to remember "The State".
90) Everyone hates on feet. I don’t LIKE them, but there is no need for all the hate.
91) Eyebrows and gums are funny.
92) Stand up comedy is awesome.
93) The dishes are done man.
94) When I get married, we are having strippers at the bachelor party, no matter what.
95) It is generally awesome when girls don't wear underwear.
96) Moses and Mahoney are good names for a dog.
97) I shouldn't let my emotions control my driving.
98) I repeat myself.
99) Old Portuguese people are wise when you least expect it.
100) I rearrange my furniture layout often.
101) I enjoy being lame.
102) I used to go to the Catwalk way too much.
103) There are some things you NEED to be responsible about.
104) Michael J. Fox is pretty freaking awesome.
105) Every song ever written is about me.
106) There are not enough hours in the day.
107) All your base are belong to us.
108) Your sister is cute.
109) I can do one hell of a "running man."
110) You CAN'T say tartaruga during sex.
111) My homework ends up better when I do it at 3 am.
112) Sometimes you just know.
113) Sometimes you are wrong.
114) Throw pillows suck.
115) Only you know how to work your Nintendo.
116) I'll marry the girl who knows how to work my Nintendo.
117) An effective way to rid yourself of telemarketers is to only speak Portuguese.
118) Inside jokes are the best jokes.
119) It sucks that there are thorns on roses.
120) I really do have small fucking ankles.
121) I have huge fucking calves.
122) Those two look weird put together.
123) Quiet people deserve respect.
124) It is fun to be overtired.
125) Dewey Decimal and I are tight.
126) They almost all start off as mangueira.
127) It kind of sucks seeing something from someone else's point of view.
128) I &hearts immigrants...even if language barriers do cause headaches.
129) I am easily entertained.
130) Soccer is better played barefoot.
131) It would be easier to just add things to the end of this list, but I'm difficult.
132) It is a good idea to know where you stand.
133) Girls who are wicked cool, intelligent, moral, interesting, cute, and fun to be around exist.
134) And I found one for my own.
135) Confident girls are hot.
136) Whorish girls are not.
137) Chap stick is important in the winter.
138) Bruce Willis is my hero
139) Some girls smell good when they walk by.
140) Other girls smell like patchouli.
141) The St. Anthony’s graduating class of 1995 contains some of the best people on earth.
142) Heated car seats are orgasmic.
143) Anyone who talks about their “business†incessantly, is automatically a loser.
144) Water is fucking addictive.
145) Wireless internet is awesome.
146) Turkey is cool, but turkey cold cuts suck ass.
147) The ‘shivers’ are enjoyable.
148) Everyone wants to hang out when I am busy.
149) No one wants to hang out when I am free.
150) You cant teach a person how to be happy.
151) I am pleasantly surprised with myself.
152) Eat more. Fat’s where it’s at.
153) You might want to reread this list.
154) Walgreen’s is all out of sex.
155) I invest in people.
156) I want to be Santa Claus when I grow up.
157) Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is a wonderful show.
158) I like cereal...I like potatoes…I like schoclit milk.
159) I would like to perform miracles.
160) Complications are meaningless with the right person.
161) Guys who aren’t afraid of commitment are guys who have not been properly heartbroken.
162) Messages and phone calls make me smile.
163) Survey whores are the best kind of whores.
164) Proofreading is a lost art.
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