turner the reprobate

I'd like to meet:

all of you.%D%Asome of you just once, some of you lots. im one of those people who talk to anyone, whether i like you or not is a different matter all together.
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HOFF FACTS
%D%A%D?. David Hasselhoff is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of%D%Atennis.
%D?. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures David%D%AHasselhoff allows to live.
%D?. When David Hasselhoff drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
%D?. When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's David%D%AHasselhoff!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third%D%Agirl he had slept with.
%D?. When David Hasselhoff goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and%D%Ainstead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
%D?. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects David Hasselhoff could%D%Ause to kill you, including the room itself.
%D?. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan%D?orrowed two bucks from David Hasselhoff and forgot to pay him back.
%D?. David Hasselhoff can count backwards from infinity.
%D?. Crop circles are David's way of telling the world that sometimes corn%D%Aneeds to lie the f**k down.
%D?0. When David Hasselhoff jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet.%D%AThe water gets David instead.
%D?1. David Hasselhoff can divide by zero.
%D?2. In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records%D%Ait notes that all world records are held by David Hasselhoff, and those%D%Alisted in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching%D%Ahim.
%D?3. David Hasselhoff is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up%D%Awith lactose's sh1t.
%D?4. David Hasselhoff has two speeds: walk and kill.
%D?5. David Hasselhoff is the reason why Wally is hiding.
%D?6. David Hasselhoff can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
%D?7. You are what you eat. That is why David Hasselhoff diet consists%D?ntirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
%D?8. David Hasselhoff once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his%D%ANintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet%D%Aof Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
%D?9. David Hasselhoff played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and%D%Awon.
%D?0. If you were to lock David Hasselhoff in a room with a guitar, a year%D%Alater you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's.%D%AWhen asked why he doesn't do this David replied "Because Grammy's are for%D%Aqueers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
%D?1. On his birthday, David Hasselhoff randomly selects one lucky child to be%D%Athrown into the sun.
%D?2. When David Hasselhoff does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's%D%Apushing the Earth down.
%D?3. Whenever David Hasselhoff puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow%D%Amotion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno%D?rupts behind him.
%D?4. David Hasselhoff invented black. In fact, he invented the entire%D%Aspectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
%D?5. David Hasselhoff coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate%D?very last unicorn in existence.
%D?6. David Hasselhoff haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.
%D?7. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an%D%Aimmovable object" was finally solved when David Hasselhoff punched himself%D%Ain the face.
%D%A%D%Athere you go!

Music:

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Movies:

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Books:

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