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I met little chris once. Well that's a lie in itself but i did meet Andriy Shevchenko, eat my goal!
If i was to go back in a time machine to the eighties i think i would have to concur that that was one fucked up decade... i mean come on look at this mess!!!!
I love the halloween period as much as the next person, but i do think that more people should be warned of the dangers of fireworks and sparklers...
i went to a wedding once, it also ended up with hilarious consequences... who's this nutter ay! wild...
Unfortunately the next people results in two types of police being after me. Firstly the rozzers are on my 'tail' as such because they believe this picture to be of a bestial nature. Honestly officer, he jumped on me. Secondly the fashion police are after me, have you seen those shorts.. fuck me, my parents should be imprisoned for allowing them!
this video shows what happens if you decide its a good idea to conduct the "half a bottle of wine challenge" first thing after a heavy night out the night before. be warned, my bitch slaps are vicious baby!
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