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LONG LEGGED WOMAN

'Stop the bullshit and get real!!' - Secret Ron

About Me

Winners of the 2007 and 2008 Flagpole Music Awards for Best Experimental band in Athens, GA, because we're better than everyone. Here is video proof:
(7/9/07 at the cesspool castle in joplin, MO - courtesy of the gene machine)
fucking losers from the center of self loathing nothingness fuck you and your friends we don't fucking care making records till you die and don't pay attention to the void of self centered everythingness forget the fog where's my goddamn summer and my friends is everything forgotten and worthless sell out so you don't have to bite the bullet times are changin fast better act now or disappear into the woods let's all live together tired of the same old shit everyone dies so why not live while you can don't grit your teeth and bear it there are people that care somewhere and they'll still wear your t-shirt even if you smell like shit sleep on the couch and live nowhere forever because it's better than dying in the sameoldplace but the same old place is better than nothing new and nothing new is what you get when you don't know whats good but it takes whats bad to remember to forget to fuck it all even when you've got something nothing is around the corner where is it and where are you and why don't we copulate everything is eschewed and weird and not right and still the same old same old same old sameold but better than nothing new and things seem to only get worse and that's honesty not pessimism cause we only know what was better until we find it again and then it is lost because now the search for something better begins again and no one reads and no one listens unless you make them arm yourself and disarm the masses asses fastest to act is the last to live in the past and quickest to reason is the first to treason treasure chests and dessert islands in a mountain of chocolate syrup lose your mind to find the best parts of it all.
DO YOU CARE?
FUCK YOU IF YOU DON"T
WE ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO PLAY ANYWHERE
WE WANT YOU TO WANT US
WE NEED YOU TO NEED US
WE'D LOVE YOU TO LOVE US
STOP LOOKING AT ME WHEN I'M CRYING
WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS FOR YOU ALL
GET OUR SHIT THROUGH TRHP

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Music:

Member Since: 6/18/2006
Band Website: thearticles.org
Band Members: Justin, Gabe, Alex, Jeff
Influences: Clay Aiken, Lance Bass, Anderson Cooper
Sounds Like: "Long Legged Woman (I think) is somehow connected to an outfit named Butt Savage but that's a quandry for another day. On this they certainly run the gamut, the a-side entitled 'Something Is Pressing Against It From The Outside' careen's around like Eat Skull covering 'Sedan Delivery' inside a Robotussin humidor. Side B has a remarkable Xpressway like quality to it's aura. Could be outtakes for either Jefferies brother 7" or a distant demo from an early incarnation of Plagal Grind. Who knew?"
-Siltblog/Siltbreeze Records

"Flowers attacks his kit like John Bonham covering Throbbing Gristle, while Vodicka rides a raunchy guitar figure through a brick wall of grimy textures, sinking into a third-eye-opening groove and transcending his gristly surroundings."
-Flagpole Magazine
"...generally invokes the kind of rumble typically in line with what you hear on Earth's "Earth 2" and Sunn O)))'s "Flight of the Behemoth", but with a bit of a harsher burn. There's also some curious sounds to be heard underneath the dull, raging groan, almost like vocals that I can't quite make out. Anyhow it's no Prurient-esque shouting so I can't tell you for sure. Whatever it is, it lends somewhat of a halcyonic vibe to an otherwise imposing aural structure. It's a good listen though. If I'm doing the blender/jam session thing, I'm thinking Sunn, Kevin Drumm, C.C.C.C., the Rita and Hair Police breaking off into pairs, squaredance style. Kinda weird since the only person credited for this track J. Flowers on tapes. He musta been busy. Anyway, the soup's good and I'll have encores, thanks. Which works since there's a second track, "Drone's Not Dead". It's got a bit more space to maneuver in butm despite crediting both members for guitar and bass, it still sounds suspiciously like the last piece. Who's to say just what's being manipulated here. Like the quasi-vocals in "No Notes", there seems to be more submerged treasures here beneath the surface, this time a weird, haunting, keyboard loop. Something the Skaters might've tried if they put down the pipes and picked up mean streaks. Anyway all these comparisons to people you already know are just reference points and nothing more. Long Legged Woman, depsite the unfortunate moniker, have hit on a sound all their own and it is indeed a surprisingly great, fresh, organic sound. Fully recommended."
- Outer Space Gamelan
"An endless rain of suffocating feedback and heavily treated loops ensues and if you're wasted enough you could even call it psychedelic."
- Foxy Digitalis
"Last night, we knelt before our gods. We wailed and repented, we gnashed our teeth. They gave us pure sonic retribution. They let us approach the skins of their drums, the face of their amps, and together, we ascended. People tell me I rolled around on the floor and beat my fists upon a cinder block; I wouldn't know. All I remember is placing the tips of my fingers against the surface of the bass drum, and feeling an ultimate connection to the spacefuck beyond."
- Max Martin
"Newtown Nights finds the Athens, Georgia boys branching out into musical realms once thought untouchable by a band of acid ears. Anchored by heavy waves of macabre feedback and dirty blues, Long Legged Woman has transformed the bastardized Haight-Asbury foreplay of peers into an album's worth of guttural ditties any Mississippi Delta backporch dweller would be proud to call kin. LLW refuse to sit on the laurels thrown by tye-died consumers and black fedora stylist, preferring to mix it up in the mud and soot of music's filthy underbelly. To count the styles and sounds visited (and revisited) during the all-too-short Newtown Nights would only serve to spoil the supernatural surprises stored within its cardboard home."
- electronic voice phenomenon
"Long Legged Woman knocked me out...with a disc called The End of False Religion. Two long tracks that kinda sounded like the entirety of Godflesh Streetcleaner exploding in slow motion. No riffs, no drum machine, I don't think any vocals, just blasted tape collage and guitar noise."
- Blastitude
Record Label: Pollen Season
Thor’s Rubber Hammer
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

SOMETHING IS PRESSING... SEVEN INCHES...OUT NOW...GET YOURS!

LOVERS, HATERS, MAKERS, FAKERS, MOVERS, SHAKERS, SUCKERS, FUCKERS, FREINDS, and ETC:"SOMETHING IS PRESSING AGAINST IT FROM THE INSIDE" b/w "SCALPELS IN THE SKY" 7 INCH 45 RPM SINGLE OUT NOW.Pollen Sea...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Tue, 20 May 2008 07:51:00 PST

SUMMER TOUR LATE AS SHIT HELP

That's about it...if you're on the left coast we need your fucking help please... June 20- June 28   AHHHHHHHH   justin
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:31:00 PST

LLW on AthFest compilation!

The fine folks at AthFest and Ghostmeat Records have chosen to include our song "Something Is Pressing Against It From The Inside" on the 2008 AthFest compilation CD. There will be a release party in ...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

Mixing Done--Holy Shit

We finished mixing last night, and all I can say is Holy Shit. Joel did an amazing job, and, well, it's gonna blow you away. I promise. I'm going to California ( i need to see m' lady), and well, so i...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:32:00 PST

LLW hiatus? Yes, its true.

The rumors are true - Justin's leaving Georgia very soon for the greener* pastures of the SF bay (some serious Otis Redding shit), to be followed shortly thereafter by the rest of us chumps. So no ful...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:12:00 PST

FALL TOUR 2007 (HELP!)

We're in the process of putting together a week-long tour for late November/early December. The goal is to head up to NYC and back, if you have any leads for us LET US KNOW, David Geffen isn't coming ...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

NEWTOWN NIGHTS review

   our EP NEWTOWN NIGHTS just received a wonderful review from michael wehunt of FLAGPOLE magazine. you can read it here....
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

GAS BURRITO TOUR 2007

so this is definitely happening- LLW/BETTER PEOPLE tour summer 07- check the dates on the page, IF YOU CAN HELP WITH ANY OF THE TBAs let us know and we'll be so thankful. we have the van, which is fuc...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

OUTER SPACE GAMELAN review of false relij

via OUTER SPACE GAMELAN, 4/11/07 (http://outerspacegamelan.blogspot.com):By far the best thing about this little gig here is hearing sounds from people and organizations I never in a million year...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

Delay 2007 + more news

Our new EP Delay 2007 is now available!! You can pick it up at a show or send us a message and we'll work something out. It's only a few bucks. Also, Lars is working hard at getting the word out abou...
Posted by LONG LEGGED WOMAN on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST