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About Me

It was like March, April Fuckin Libra (Fuckin, um, shit) Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive I used to hang with the original Billy the Kid You probably think I'm only playin' but, I did My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show Mama a fortune teller, Azmerella Zella Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board And I was born the next day (Who?) Violent J When I was 14 I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy, Child of the Witch heifer, whatever Tied me up burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes and cuts, Smokey Nuts After that they started bowin and shit Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava 4 simple things in this bitch before I die....
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My Interests

Females, friendship, Ju-Jitsu, Muay Thai, Weightlifting, reading, traveling, Xbox 360, football, and beer drinking.

Music:

Pistol Whippers, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams (I, II, & III), Lynard Skynard, Rev. Horton Heat, Pantera, Metallica (old), Fear Factory, Slipknot, Machinehead, Killswitch Engage, Dio, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, The Misfits, Danzig, Pennywise, The Descendents, Bad Religion, Sublime, Pepper, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, ICP, Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Run DMC, Grandmaster Flash, Eric B. & Rakim, NWA, Dre, Snoop, Ludacris, Mr. Mef, Redman, James Brown, Sly & Family Stone, & I will add more as I think of them.

Movies:

Night of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Resident Evil, Saw (1&2), Hostel, Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old), Aliens (the whole series), Predator (whole series), Starship Troopers, Star Wars (whole series), Star Trek (Next Generation,Deepspace Nine, Voyager, & movies), Austin Powers (1,2,&3), Clerks (1&2), Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Something About Mary, Dumb & Dumber, Baseketball, Cinderella Man, Apocolypse Now, Saving Private Ryan, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill (1&2), Sin City, From Dusk Till Dawn, Akira, Fist of the Northstar, Ninja Scroll, & I will add more later.

Television:

UFC Unleashed, TUF, PrideFC, WVU & Marshall college football, NFL (mostly Bengals, & Panthers), History Channel, NeoGeo, Robot Chicken,Southpark, Drawn Together, Mind of Mencia, Family Guy, American Dad, Scrubs, Earl, Office, Lost, super hero cartoons, & Dog Whisperer.

Books:

The Rising, City of the Dead, and Terminal (Brian Keene)- Cell by Stephen King- Death and Suffrageby Dale Bailey- Bumper Crop by Joe. R. Lansdale- I am Legend by Richard Matheson- America by The Daily Show

Heroes:

John F. Kennedy, Robert C. Byrd, Bill Clinton, Cliffy B., Brian Keene, Royce Gracie, and Black Sabbath.