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Helle

About Me

I like Jam Bands, Used to like Duffys before some ass change it into a frat house, Pabst Blue Ribbion, Asian Women, Days Off, My Grandma, Baseball, Biking, Carter,anything not boring. I also have a disturbing addiction to TMZ.com and US weeklly magazine, I know how sad that is!!! And you might not believe it but I hate Dirty Hippies

My Interests

Interests???? After years of illicit street drugs and meaningless sex with strangers the ability to have thought and reason have left me in a state of constant confussion, this in turn has given me the incredible up side of finding everything in life interesting to some fashion. OHHHH!!! And blow, I like tons and tons of sweet white piles of happiness...... It's not the blow as much as the smell of it.

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, Norton Wisdom, Zach Galifianakis, Nikola Tesla, Fred Willard, Patton Oswalt, Batboy (he is real

Music:

CHARLIE F-ING PARR!!God Johnson, Big Wu, Trample by Turtles (I have a sicking man crush on these guys), String Cheese, {Medeski,Martin&Wood} Gypsy Foot, The Legionnaires, White Iron Band, Yonder Mountain, Little Big Town, Just about anything with a banjo or a Mandolin

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, The Big Lewbowski, Monty Pythons Holy Grail, Bull Durham, R. Kelly's Trapped in a Closet, Clock Work Orange, The Sandlot, anything by Wes Anderson or the Coen Brothers!!

Television:

T.V. sucks and everyone who doesn't agree probly watches the same shit that I do. There are exceptions (King of the Hill, Arrested Development, and Curb your Ethusiasm, Always Sunny in Phili, Faulty Towers,Sunday nights Adult Swim, Oh, I almost forgot The Soup.)

Books:

More of a couple newspapers a day guy

Heroes:

My Grandpa,

My Blog

To much booze, to much weed, not enough SLEEP!!

unknown soldiers on. not relying on the new reliances posed as appliances. not asking for anything, especially fame. does not desire a name. his only reason is to keep moving. relentlessly dodging sta...
Posted by Helle on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:42:00 PST

Last blog for the next six months

   The Question of the week seems to be why would someone quit a job that paid well, had full benny, and endless opportunity to stick my filthy penis into 18yr old hostess.  &...
Posted by Helle on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:50:00 PST

Q,s

What is the meaning of life?  What makes a person real?  when  did gluek become worse then coors light?  what makes people real or fake?  why do people steal art?  how do...
Posted by Helle on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST