"The scientists say
it'll all wash away
but we don't believe anymore
Cuz we've got our recruits
and our green mohair suits
So please show ID at the door " - GP, CH
In addition to helpin out the raunchiest, filthiest, and most entertaining dirty "country" band, The Legionnaires, I had been known to spend my free time fishin' for ladies usin' the catch and release techniques my daddy taught me. "Especially when they need some time to do some growin', son". I guess when yer workin' with a band that prides themselves on their catalog of "love songs" and that band decides to stick around town for the winter, the odds of dodgin' love's bullet aren't in yer favor. Sorry ladies, Cooterman is off the market. Its been a true blessin though and especially nice to not be runnin' from the law AND "The Pa".
Your Adult Film Star Name Is...
Sergeant Stiffy
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