kids.... |
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the c...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:36:00 PST |
call center quotes... |
Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".Cust...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:30:00 PST |
viewers |
hello people,
I seem to have people reading my blogs every day, but I dont know who you are. If you read a blog you like can you please comment it. That way I'll know who you are.
Thank ...
Posted by Lucy on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST |
naughty kid! |
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.Mom, I want a bike for my birthda...
Posted by Lucy on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST |
You know you're getting old... |
1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". (Worst still youdon't go to the clubs)
2. You get more excited about having a roast on aSunday than going clubbing the night before.
3...
Posted by Lucy on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:17:00 PST |
billy connolly's funny quotes |
> > > > >Billy Connolly's "14 things I hate about everybody." > > > > > > > > > > 1. People who point at their wrist while > > > > > asking for the time....I know where my > > > > > watch is pal, wher...
Posted by Lucy on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST |
GREETING CARDS YOU'LL NEVER SEE..... |
These are greeting cards you'll most likely never see on a Hallmark...
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:...What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on you...
Posted by Lucy on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST |
magic beer |
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guysitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little craz...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST |
sex in the dark!!! |
Sex In The DarkThere was this couple that had been married for 20 years.Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridi...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:43:00 PST |
women are best!!!! |
A woman and a
man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Mondaymorning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neitherofthem is hurt.God works in Mysterious ways.After the...
Posted by Lucy on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:41:00 PST |
