john! profile picture

john!

What good is money if you can't even inspire terror in your fellow man?

About Me

i am an odd, and very random, and somewhat sarcastic boy. i live in the redneck capital of florida, Lakeland; located in the cesspit that is polk county (30 minutes from tampa; which is a city from what ive heard) where i attend USF. i try to appreciate the little things in life that most people dont even notice, thinking them insignifigant. i like people who are sincere and honest and can carry on an intelligent conversation not the shallow, vain types. im not desperate or horny or creepy unlike most on myspace, i promise, so i won't try to get in your pants. i cant summarize myself in a paragraph though so please email me if i seem interesting and such. good night.

My Interests

abandoned buildings, abstract art, articulate/amusing people, black and white photography, books, buddhism, canada, cats, counter mass culture, salvador dali, dame darcy,eastern religions, embracing life and death fully, free stuff,hemlock society, history, independence, independent films, intelligence, japanese culture, john waters, lake mirror, mark ryden, matt groening, meatcake, monty python, nintendo ds, norm mcdonald,phillidelphia, rats, reincarnation, super nintendo, stars,social democracy,stealing lawn gnomes, sushi, tattoos, the fine art of original sin, the onion, thinking too much, trey parker, videogames, walking in the woods, wasting time, Wii..

I'd like to meet:

people with substance. is that too much to ask?

Music:

against me!, alkaline trio, at the drive in, atreyu,ben folds,buried alive, casket lottery, choking victim, circa survive, coalesce, codeseven, converge, dead milkmen, deftones, desaparecidos, DI, dillinger escape plan, drunk in public, dungeon family, falling sickness, figurine, from autumn to ashes, get up kids, gwar, he is legend, hell on earth,horse (the band), the icarus line, ink and dagger,international noise conspiracy,keepsake, mae,mates of state, mewithoutyou, mindless self indulgence, minor threat, misfits,mayhem, n.w.a., pedro the lion, placebo, poison the well, postal service, pretty girls make graves, primus, propagandhi, reagan youth, refused, reggie & the full effect,she wants revenge, slayer,the bravery, the faint, the locust, the mars volta, the meatmen, the nerve agents, the pixies, the shins, tsol, violent femmes

Movies:

1984, a brave new world, a clockwork orange, a dirty shame, akira, alice in wonderland, army of darkness, cannibal the musical, CB4, cecil b. demented, clerks, b-horror movies, dangerous lives of altar boys, dead alive,don't be a menace to south central while drinking juice in the hood, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, evil dead, fear and loathing in las vegas, full metal jacket, gummo, jesus is magic, i heart huckabees,little miss sunshine, lost in translation, napoleon dynamite, orgazmo, rushmore, south park movie, strangers with candy, suicide club (circle), team america: world police, the royal tenenbaums, the life aquatic, the life of brian, the meaning of life, the rot, the science of sleep, the texas chainsaw massacre, vampire hunter d, v for vendetta, volcano high, wet hot american summer, anything by john waters, trey parker, or monty python

Television:

all in the family, american dad, brak show, late night with conan o'brien, dr. katz professional therapist, family guy, fawlty towers, futurama, home movies, iron chef, kids in the hall, leave it to beaver, monty python, sanford & son, sealab 2021, sifl & olly, the simpsons, south park, strangers with candy, the critic, the office, the upright citizens brigade, the state, the history channel, history international channel, G4, bbc america, discovery times

Books:

1984, a brave new world, a clockwork orange, alice in wonderland/ through the looking glass, america: the book, big book of hell,canterbury tales, chronicles of an age of darkness, dr. faustus, fight club, great expectations, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series, lord of the rings trilogy, stalin the court of the red tsar,the inferno, the marriage of heaven and hell, the prince, the race to the bottom, wigfield: the can-do town that just may not

Heroes:

the few people i know who arent sheep

My Blog

random nonsense/stuff

1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?if by partner you mean anonymous discreet gay sex partner yes, oh wait you didnt mean that? forge...
Posted by john! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST

I love you, conservative America!

ok so i was looking through one of my friends profiles and i noticed they were in a group called "The American Conservative Movement" confused and intrigued i investigated and found the most hilariou...
Posted by john! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:03:00 PST

choose bronze

the first, of gold, who this inscription bears, "who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire;" the second, silver, which this promise carries, "who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves;" t...
Posted by john! on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 07:22:00 PST

hmmm...????

isn't this an oxymoron?::
Posted by john! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST