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Ashley

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The Narcissist's Stripped Ego by beingvenus
Name:: Ashley
Birthday:: September 27
Place of Birth:: New Orleans
Favorite smell:: Amber or Nag Champa
How many shows/concerts do you attend per month?: 1-2
What are you reading lately?: haha... rules for playing live action vampires...
Do you actually blog regularly?: not lately, used to
If you are holding one, what is your current grudge?: impending spring time... hot weather
What�s worse, unclean ears or bad breath?: unclean ears, bad breath is one clove of garlic, unclean ears is habitual uncleanliness
When you�re depressed how do you cope?: become a blankie head
How many hours a day do you spend collectively on your electronic devices (cellphone, computer, TV, ipod etc): lately... 1-2 hours
What color is your favorite shirt?: black... they're mostly black
When you were 6 what did you want to be when you grew up?: an opera singer or a fashion designer
What is your favorite decorating style: Bohemian? Modern? Traditional? Farmhouse? College dorm?: bohemian/ modern...
Is your bedroom currently messy or clean?: clean, I've kept it that way lately...
What is the biggest personality turnoff in a date?: idiocy and substance abuse
If you had to change or conform to a subculture for the day what would you be (hippy, gothic, punk, metal, beatnik?): hippy goth... haha
Musical guilty pleasure?: electronica... like deep forest, enigma, etc
Do you keep your feet grungy or perfectly pedicured?: I was keeping 'em immaculate for a bit, they're clean
Do you believe in herbal medicinal alternatives?: no... my mother does, though :-P
Liberal or Conservative?: Very Liberal
How often do you text message per day?: oh god... depends 5-20 a day, haha
What was your favorite TV show as a kid?: Ren and Stimpy and David the Gnome
How do you take your coffee?: with half and half, tbsp sugar and a packet of splenda
Do you shop at Walmart?: yes I do... damn straight
If so, does shopping there make you feel guilty?: not any more
Who was your first significant other?: technically Andy, but Brad was my first real boyfriend
What is the greatest luxury you afford yourself?: good ingredients for cooking and good Shampoo/conditoner
Are you a foodie?: Yes... I'd be more extreme if I could afford it
What�s your favorite alcoholic beverage?: Dry red wine and dirty martinis
If you could just drop everything for a week AND had an unlimited budget, what would you do?: go to Italy, rent a villa and eat, drink, hike myself into a coma
Do you have any addictions?: caffeine and sex
Do you cook anything really well? If so what?: Steak, Roasts, marinara sauce, Lots of stuff
What religion do you practice if any?: I'm a humanist but a practicing Jew, go figure
What color is your aura?: orange
What's your favorite marine animal?: Octopi
If you could miniturize any animal, object, or person what would you minuturize?: I want a tiny cow
When did you quit believing in Santa?: oy... when I was like, 10. Really embarassing.
Where do you keep your thermostat?: ideally... around 78 during the day and 70 at night
Name three non-physical things you like in a significant other?: Intelligence, Subtlety, Culture
Is downloading music amoral?: yes, and I do it anyway
If your experience in highschool had a theme song what would it be?: "I'm just a girl" and "I wanna fuck you like an animal" lol
This or that?
Pirates vs Ninjas? Who wins?: Pirates... the breath alone can kill
Winter vs Summer?: Winter, hands down
Puppies or Kittens?: kittens, they are born potty trained
Candles or Inscense?: Inscense
Wine or Beer?: Wine... unless it's a really good artisan beer
Sunny or Rainy days?: Sunny... really I like cloudy
Who's more Guilty? Michael Jackson or OJ Simpson?: OJ
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Music:

Circa Survive, Minus the Bear, YES, Jeff Buckley, The Blood Brothers, The Mars Volta, Coheed and Cambria, The Shins, At the Drive-in, Radiohead, Mew, The Beatles, Ben Folds, Beirut, Bjork, The Doors, Imogen Heap, Massive Attack, Muse, The Fratellis, Peter Gabriel, Sufjan Stevens, Neko Case, The Beach Boys, The Verve, Diana Krall, Loretta Lynn, Jeff Beck, Pete Yorn, Bright Eyes, Aimee Mann, Harry Nilsson, Jack Johnson, Joni Mitchell, Lamb, Morcheeba, Nelly Furtado, Nick Drake, The White Stripes, Wilco, The Arcade Fire, Fiona Apple, Rogue Wave, Blonde Redhead, TOOL, Nirvana, The Decemberists, Dysrythmia, Dead Prez, Jill Scott, Me without You, The Roots, Kaiser Chiefs, Kings of Leon, Kanye West, Dredg, Neil Young, Iron & Wine, Band Marino

Movies:

The Fifth Element, Minority Report, The Life of Brian, Lady and the Tramp, Annie Hall, The Philidelphia Story, Dr Strangelove, A Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Edward Scissorhands, The Abyss, Mr. Smith goes to Washington, Pi, Donnie Darko, Hook, The Dark Crystal, Harvey, Sabrina, The Secret of NIHM, Brazil, Inherit the Wind, Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, Bladerunner, Bad Boy Bubby, Y tu Mama Tambien, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Waiting for Guffman, This is Spinal Tap, Everything is Illuminated, Taxi Driver, Shine, The Motorcycle Diaries, and many others

Television:

Television is Satan's electronic spawn.

Books:

The Sun Also Rises, Layover, All the Hunter S. Thompson essays, The Poisonwood bible and any or Barbara kingsolver essays, Surrender the Pink, Red Earth and Pouring Rain, Pride and Predjudice, All of the Irvine Welsh books, Great Expectations, All of David Sedaris' books esp "Me talk Pretty one day," Catcher in the Rye, Anais Nin's erotica (two little birds, etc,) Diary of Anne Frank, The Mists of Avalon

My Blog

OMG look what Ashley Got today!!!!!

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Posted by Ashley on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:26:00 PST

Engagement, Bitches!

Hello All, I'm so sorry for the mass e-mail, but I have wonderful news. I recently became engaged to a wonderful man, Gene, and will be getting married some time in Spring of 2009. Gene is an audio de...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:28:00 PST

Look who I met!! Oooooooooooooh!

Gene took me to Video games live and I met Martin Leung...  I geeked out and asked him to take a picture with me. (he's the video game piano guy for those of you NOT in the know.)  hehehehe ...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST

and so it goes again

    Breathe Ashley.... Breathe       I have these kairotic months.... pinnacle moments that occur one after another... never spread out over time. That ol...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:09:00 PST

ok... so heres the plan

The new game plan is as follows: Try to drive this stressed out energy as far as I can... It's like, the best diet ever.I can't stomach anything right now.... aghhh.... but whatev! Pay off my in...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:48:00 PST

gently...

I can't really say that I've ever been more sad in my life. But I suppose it's time to "pull myself up by my bootstraps" and get on with it.  I hope time will heal both of our wounds  and le...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:48:00 PST

Tag you're It!!

Dollybird Tagged me first....I guess I now have to write ten  interesting/ weird/ unique things about myself, and in their great tradition I suppose I'll title them as well.1. My pet Spider, Bori...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:39:00 PST

Stuff that pisses me off

    1. Parents who don't give a crap about how well their kids do in school.     2. Parents  who never teach their kids about respecting adults.    3....
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

Freedom is not enough

A Brief Commendation of Affirmative Action in Contemporary America                         &...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:29:00 PST

Grownups have sex sometimes, get the hell over it...

So, the feds just revised the guidelines for abstinence only education grants to include abstinence until marriage education for not only 12-19 year olds but is now being extended to include 20-29 yea...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST