Lindsay Lohan Going to Rehab |
Maybe some of you don't know this about me, but I'm a big fan of Lindsay Lohan. One of the most confusing aspects of modern media is that she gets lumped in with the likes of Paris Hilton, K Kardashia...
Posted by Josef Stalin on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:03:00 PST |
I'M BACK BITCHES! |
I'm bringing round the Hummer limo, with all ma bitches on board, a bottle of Cristal in one hand, and a big fat blunt in the other.Hahaha suckers. Lick my boots!
Posted by Josef Stalin on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:23:00 PST |
Van Halen's "Panama" |
ALL HAIL the new anthem of the Glorious Soviet Empire!
Posted by Josef Stalin on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Sean Klitzner Is Not Funny |
Your boy Stalin likes to laugh as much as the next guy. I am always reluctant to send a comedian to the gulags. But it's also a fact that even the funniest comedians can be complete and total assholes...
Posted by Josef Stalin on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:30:00 PST |
I SPIT On Your Band! *Ptooey!* |
Within five hours of J-Dog having his own MySpace, something like a BILLION crap bands sent me Friends Requests. I know I have the kind of magnetic charm that attracts entire nations, but there's only...
Posted by Josef Stalin on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST |
WAZZAAAH! |
I started my day with a pipe on the balcony, but then thousands came out to wave at me and cheer, so I had to go back inside. Later, I had them all sent to the gulags. That's how I roll. Don't fuck wi...
Posted by Josef Stalin on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:08:00 PST |
