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BEN got f&#%in hacked by nancy & nikki hehehe this kid is AMAZING!!!best kid you'll EVER meet! this kid makes me laugh , he tells the funniest stories ever.hes a really good freind and a good listner i barely kno this kid but it feels lik i've known him since 1st grade or somthin.o when he says SOB its funny actually its funny to here him say bad words.Hes my Jewish Black Brother and im hes sister and thats the way i lov him lik a brother. All i kno is if you mess with ben then I'll kill you and im not kidding! soo yah watch what you do to him BITCHES!! Ben i lov you for lettin me hack you!!<3 your sister Nancy
hii losers im nikki.
MisterBenjaminBenoit?!
mann that kidd is the SHIT. like seriously. no not even THE. THE isnt good enuff. he's teh shit.
ive known him maybe 6 months and i can truely say he's the funniest guy Ive ever met. At first he was kind of shy in person and hysterical over texts [seriously his bill was like $300 after a month of us texting] then he got more chill and now hes a fuckin beast.
so yeah. id threaten to beat the shit out of you [with the knife/spoon he got me] if you fuck with him- but man he can beat the shit outta you himself.
thats one jew you really dont wanna fuck with.
he knows a shit load about me & vie versa. we've got a bad ass handshake that ud be lucky to see.
so yeah. he's cooler than you'll ever be annnnnnnnnd i love him like the brother who actually gets me :D so yeah go die. well not really. unless u dislike ben- then go die. but if you hate ben why the fuck are you on his myspace?! ooh in ur fuckin BRAIN. yeah i dont know either.
<3 ace. hacked.
Alright, let's get to the point. My name's Benjamin, but I go by Ben. I am a really shy guy at first, but once I get to know you, then I become crazy. I am completely random. My goal is to get you to laugh, so I'll do some weird stuff to make that happen. My favorite color is red. I love doing magic tricks and making balloon animals. I am pretty good at DDR. I love Coca-Cola. I am 16 and my birthday is on July 10th. I am a sophomore at San Jacinto College. I play the Saxophone, a.k.a. the "Sexyphone". I've taken 3 years of Spanish, but I can't speak it worth a crap. I have a skateboard, but I can't do very many tricks, so it's kinda pointless. I want to become a hypnotherapist to help people overcome their addictions, phobias, and stress. I have a brother, Mike, a sister, Michelle, and niece, Hannah, a nephew, Jack, and a sister-in-law, Sara. I'm a generous person, even if I don't want to be, meaning I have a hard time saying "No". I hate annoying people, even though I will annoy my family until they scream at me to "Shut up!!!". I love it when they do that... My worst fear is spiders. My second worst fear is heights. Get it? I'm short. Haha. Thats not funny. I have a guitar, but I'm not very good. I'm a laid back person. I really don't care about anything, but when I have a major project due tomorrow, yeah, I freak out. That's mainly because I always procrastinate, usually until the day before it's due. I don't really listen to music all that much. I pretty much like anything that doesn't summon a spawn of Satan or make your eardrums bleed when you listen to it. I'm kinda short. 5' 3". You decide. I love pulling pranks. I will prank call someone just to piss them off, and I will get you back if you do a practical joke on me... in your sleep. I have 2 dogs. One is a dachshund (wiener dog), Sandy, and my other dog, Lucy, is just big. I dunno what she is really. Look at my pics and tell me what she is. I used to have 3 dachshund, but 2 of them died. :( R.I.P. I really don't care what you think of me, but if you don't like me, then I probably don't give a crap about you. I mess around a lot but I can be serious too. My AIM S/N is Ugotowned2010 and so is my Yahoo. Add me. I don't like sports. I think its boring. "Oh look. He threw the ball at that guy. Woah, he caught it. Amazing." Yep. I don't believe in any of that superstitious crap. Don't worry, if you don't repost your friend's bulletin, you're not going to be tossed in a wood chipper, okay? If you wanna know more about me, then message me and I'll let you know.
PHOBIAS
Acrophobia- Fear of heights
Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright
PHILIAS
Agathophilia- Love of kindness
Caligynephilia- Love of beautiful women
Ceraunophilia- Love of lightning
Chionophilia- Love of snow
Erythrophilia- Love of red or anything red
Geliophilia- Love of laughter
Hoplophilia- Love of firearms
Kynophilia- Love of dogs
Onomatophilia- Love of words or a certain word...OWNED!!!
Pyrophilia- Love of fire
eatleg video. yes, you should be afraid... .. Anal Pain. Unless you've seen the original song, Chocolate Rain, you won't think this video's funny. anyways, enjoy.
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Fermin. This guy is one badass motherfucker. He can whistle like a parrot, and he's just plain kick ass. We've spent countless hours playin Rock Band over at Rudy or my house, or running around the neighborhood wrapping people's houses and ding-dong-ditching. In one instance, Fermin said he had to take a shit, so Rudy and I said "WAIT!! save it." so he held it in, and we walked across the street to this guy's house that Rudy hates, and Fermin proceeded to take a liquidy shit all over their front doorstep, then after he he used the toilet paper we brought along with us, he threw it in the guy's bush that was just in front of their house. Owned. It was hilarious because even though Rudy and I were a good 30 feet away, we could still hear Fermin rippin it. I was dying. What's even funnier is the next day, the owner of the house discovered all that shit, and they cleaned it up with a hose, and they literally, cut down half the bush that the toilet paper was on. They could've just cleaned it up, but no. They removed half the damn plant. Fermin and I also had a bowling class together in the summer to get rid of a P.E. credit. It was weird, because at first, Fermin was shit, but after a few weeks, he started dominating. I don't know what happened. The moral of the story is "Don't mess with Fermin."

Mario. Fermin's other half. Him, Rudy, Fermin, and I would always play Rock Band together. We were called The Faggots. We aren't faggots, but we were The Faggots. We prety much owned. It's hilarious to bowl with this guy, cuz he does everything but throw it the right way. He and Rudy lived pretty close to me, so we would always hang out. Most of the time, we'd just get into trouble. We attempted the ultimate prank on this house, but it didn't go so well. We bought eggs of course, plastic forks to stick in their lawn, then break the handles off, so it would fuck up whoever mowed the lawn, or they had to dig out one by one, molasses to put in their mailbox to make everything so damn sticky that when the mail gets put in it, it doesn't come out, tuna to throw around at hide and miscelaneous places on their house, so after a few days, it would reek, and they wouldn't know why, toilet paper to decorate the place, soy sauce just to stain everything, Jolly Ranchers to stick to their windows so when they were removed, the glass would shatter, and finally, Bleach, to kill all the grass on their lawn and make it never grow again. But once we got to their house, we saw that they had no mailbox, so Mario decided to paint it on their door, and when he did that, their dog smelled it and started barking and woke up the owneer of the house, and we had to run. It would've been historic, though.

Rudy. This guy's pretty quiet, but he's funny once you get to know him. Fermin and I like to mess with him, cuz we know he won't do shit, but he knows we're just playin. One time when I was staying at his house, we wanted to stay up late and play Rock Band all night, so we decided to make a pot of coffee to keep us up, except we didn't know how to make coffee, so when we put the grounds in the filter, we filled it all the way to the top, which, apperantly, was too much. So once the coffee was done, there was some shit floating in it, which turned out to be the grounds, but we didn't care. But it tasted way too bitter, so we decided to put cream and sugar in it. Well, we filled our cups up with the coffee, then started dumping creamer after creamer, and spoonful after spoonful of sugar in there, and after a while, mine started tasting good, so I'm like "DAMN!! This is good." but Rudy was like "Fuck. This tastes like shit." "What's wrong with it?" "It tastes like watered-down milk." "How many creamers did you put in there?" "Like, 20." "...Dude..." Then after that, we wanted to dispose of the grounds, so we took out the filter, and tossed it into the toilet, where it went BLOOP! and splattered brown shit all over the place. It looked like somebody had taken the most explosive diarrhea ever. I was laughing my ass off. His dog, Taffy, is crazy. She's nice, but if you start slappin her and shit, which is what Rudy does all the time to provoke her, she'll go into this frenzy and start snappin and growlin everywhere, but she doesn't really bite. It just scares the shit outta you. Especially if you're not used to it. Another thing we did, is we wanted to prank somebody, so we went to CVS at like, 1:00 in the morning, and we went to go buy a pack of condoms, which was pretty fuckin embarrassing, considering it's two guys walkin into a store and buying condoms together. Uhh, yeah. Anyways, we bought the stuff, and we drove back to his house. The plan was, we were gonna make them look used, and put them in various places on people's houses. That's pretty disgusting, but it's funny. So we went in the garage and got shit that would like like they'd been used, like, glue, mayonnaise, and eggs. Well, with the eggs, we tried just gettin the clear shit in there, but when I tried to crack it open just a tiny bit, the damn thing exploded and went everywhere. But after that was all done, we were tired of it takin so long, so we're just like "fuck it." and we walked across the street and put this wet condom on the door handle of some dude's house. What's funny is I can just imagine that guy walkin out the next day to get the newspaper, then be petrified when he goes to open the door and finds his hand smothered in condom goo, and the look on his face would be priceless. "...80..." but what's even funnier, is that shortly afterwards, his mother found a condom in his brother's pants pocket after being washed, and he was promptly given "The Talk."

Jason. This guy knows how to shred on guitar. Pretty sweet. I'm tryin to do the same, but I gotta work my way up. He keeps it real. He likes to floor it when he's cruisin, so sometimes, we'll race on Beamer Road, which leads to our school, and this one time, I had gotten these cheap ass wheel covers for my car from Walmart, but they were shiny, so they looked cool. Anyways, as we're racin down this street, he calls me on the phone, and he says that one of my hub caps flew off the car and started rolling alongside me while I was speedin down the street. He thought that was hilarious. I would have, too, had it not been like, the 3rd hub cap I'd lost. Fuck Walmart. All they sell is shit. But yeah, we go to the same school along with Rudy and Fermin, so we all know each other. And when we're not in class, we're usually playin pool, or just chillin with some other peeps. Just keepin it real, nawmean? This dude's awesome, so don't fuck with him, lest you want your lights turned out.

David. The best friend. I've known him for as long as I can remember. We always hang out at each other's house. We have so many inside jokes, we can say stuff for hours that nobody will understand. We can always make each other laugh at the stupidest crap. We think so much alike, we like and hate the same crap, and we do the same things, we're probably related somehow. We make these hilarious voices and no one can tell what the hell we're saying but we can understand each other perfectly. Inside jokes- He's the only one besides me who can pull off the eatleg face perfctly. "Neither did I son, neither did I!!!", "A test? What subject!?", "Wow!", "Let's go smoke up a storm!", "The cupboard can have it!", "Ahh, that's digusting! that's terrible! awful!! ahhh! horrible!!!", "Ownedizzled!", (The scarecrow we made and put in front of my sister's door), (I tried to kick him and slipped and fell and knocked the wind outta me), "Batman and Parakeet", "'Who's there!?'...'meow?'...", (His mom has superhuman hearing), "Quit aggrivatin'!!!", "...so anyways!!- HEY!! THAT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL!!", "It's the beeest daaaayyyyeeeever!!!" (on loop for hours), (We poisoned the pirate and he glitched offscreen "Goo...Goo...")(Singing while skipping) "Tinkywinky, Dipsy, Lala, Po...WE'RE GAY!!", (Cracking pretzel sticks on his dog's extra skull bone), (We try to look at each other as if we're pissed off to see who can keep a straight face the longest), "Good Chocolate!!", (Carnival song while spreading butter in alternating tempo's), "Stubby Tails?", (We threw oranges at people's houses at like 4am), "I'm touching the fence!!!... 'What'd you say you were gonna do to my face?!?!'", "Sarge's Heroes! Dead barbeque!" (Somehow the 4 finger wave and and the gnarled up fist pissed Jose off), (Knee skin), "That's not even something you laugh about"...(we couldn't help but laugh), "Stripe, Apple, Beach", "Run faster, you bastard!", "Had it up to heEeEeEeEeEre!!!" "...sweepstakes..." and much, much more.

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My Blog

The Door

I'm running at the door But this door won't open anymore Right behind it's what I'm looking for And I want in. Now this is war. The door must be locked. The entry way is blocked. Maybe it'll ...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:38:00 PST

Martyr

You're awoken in the darkness, startled with night sweat. You're haunted by the past; a remembrance of regret. You do not walk alone. You're stalked by silhouettes. You cannot find repose. It's not ea...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:25:00 PST

Before Its Gone

Why do I find it so hard to look away When these visions give nightmares everyday? Even though I know that pain's the price to pay, I continue on; these thoughts are here to stay. There's some...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:57:00 PST

Heaven and Hell

In counterpart sanctums of sky and earth Where you will dwell in death and birth The acts that you've done while living here Rule whether light will soothe or flame will sear Should angels emb...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:44:00 PST

Desecrated

Desecrated When such a paradise exists so near, Ever tempting me in that direction veer, And after traveling so far to here, I realize the truth; my solemn fear. For what I feare...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:49:00 PST

Another song I wrote for Immediate Threat

The second song I've written for Immediate Threat. let me know what you think. comments are always appreciated. thank you. You've Met Your Match (CHORUS) "I'm the predator; you're the p...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:33:00 PST

Immediate Threat

This is the first song I've written for my band, Immediate Threat. (Lead Guitarist- Jason; Rhythm Guitarist/Vocalist- Me; Drummer- PENDING; Bassist- PENDING) It's called "The End." Let me know what yo...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:51:00 PST

Ownage

I just wrote this. check it out. "You left me alone to dieBut guess what; I survivedNow I’m out to get my revengeAnd into hell you will descend You crossed me for the last timeYou’ve final...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:04:00 PST

My blog

Alright, let's get to the point. My name's Benjamin, but I go by Ben. I am a really shy guy at first, but once I get to know you, then I become crazy. I am completely random. My goal is to get you to ...
Posted by Wrath of the Reaper on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST