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jerry sizzler

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About Me

cancer couldn't kill me.

you probably won't, either.

i wait tables for a living but even as my person brings wine, cheese and beer to those underserving faux-hawked hipster masses, my self is back home with my piano, fiancee, band and puggle. my shannon is indescribably brilliant, indescribably beautiful and indescribably turbulent. my piano is old and massive and rich. my puggle is a douchebag.

i am not wanting for interest.

i am a zappa conservative.


I'm in a really good band.
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My Interests

my piano. and the people who make music around and with me.
and my band.
i miss my dog. love my cat.
As for the rest, ask me and i might tell you.

I'd like to meet:

people. people who eat people.

Music:

any moving air that reaches my ear.
currently:
Shudder to Think
Kitchens of Distinction
Motorhead
The Mercurial
Del tha Funkee Homosapien
Elliot Smith
Ben Folds
Neil Young
Jealousy Curve
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Lovely, lovely Ludwig
Thom Yorke
Sam Cooke
The Kin
Saul Williams
The Flaming Lips


Movies:

Currently:
Waking Life
I The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The United States Vs John Lennon
Plan 9 from Outer Space

Television:

go 'head. shake 'im. you know you want to.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:

Currently:
A Clockwork Orange- Anthony Burgess
Porno- Irvine Welsh

Heroes:

zappa, buckley, T S Elliot, T S Geisel, Craig Wedren

My Blog

4000.

aren’t we glad that the heaviest burden is carried by our illustrious and distinguished commander-in-chief?after all, there was this guy who once tried to kill his dad.mission accomplished. i g...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:11:00 PST

sea change.

this should be a longer post, but it won’t be - 9 hours on the floor and i didn’t get to sleep until 4.anyway.i had the opportunity to catch barack obama’s speech on CNN yesterday as...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

DWP (yeah, you know me).

so i'm putting together a brand new society. you should be a part of it.it's called, down with peopleyou know you want in.very simple. the first event that DWP will sponsor is a trivia competition.th...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

answers inside.

ok, since there were so many questions i'll answer them all at once.almost 10 years ago, in august of 1998, i was diagnosed with Hodgekin's disease, stage IV-B. roughly translated, it means that my i...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

schadenfreude eternal.

from Philebrity.com:Grape Street Pub Closes, Narrowing The Field Even Further For Local Smash Mouth/Collective Soul SoundalikesgsIt's been no secret that Manayunk's Grape Street Pub is the kind of pla...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST

the new culture war.

ok.flipping through channels is a little bit of a passe pastime. ever since i've recieved the miracle of digital cable i've relied chiefly on the guide to help me with my viewing. tonight, with very...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

goodnight, goodnight.

i cried for lee tonight.it's trav's birthday on friday.or what would have been trav's birthday. he had gone so long without using that this would have been a hell of a time for celebration.now i have...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:59:00 PST

long sweater with the buttons.

she reached downgrabbing her long sweater with the buttonsturning the sleeve right-side outcrying on the outsidehead bowed,teeth of the beast firmly embeddedaround and through andpulling sinew and mus...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

perspective.

to hell with MTV.i just watched about 5 minutes of that... what is it called? "Rock Life?"bullshit. that's not rock life.living in Cali in a beautiful house is not rock life.rock life is having to c...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST

pretty.

and this girl,this girl is pretty.almond eyes striking the incoming light and sending itblue shiftedin my direction where i inhale itdown to the bottom of my lungs like smoke to take every last bit of...
Posted by jerry sizzler on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST