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Derek

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About Me


My name is Derek.
I believe that who you're with is more important than where you're at, or what you're doing.
I play bass for Thought Chamber , (a prog metal project featuring myself, Rob Stankiewicz , Michael Harris , Ted Leonard (singer from Enchant ) and Bobby Williamson ), Haji's Kitchen , and until recently Somsara .
Speaking of bass, I've had a few people ask me lately who my influences are, so I'll try & expound a bit. First of all, Steve Harris, (Iron Maiden); if it wasn't for his bass line in "Aces High", I'd probably be just another failed guitar player. Chronologically after that came Geddy Lee, Billy Sheehan & Stu Hamm. Those four guys were the ones who I ripped off endlessly and really influenced how I physically play the instrument. Other than them, there's just an absolute TON of people who I really enjoy listening to & copping the odd lick from. They include (but are not limited to) Oteil Burbridge, Victor Wooten, Marcus Miller, Stanley Clarke, John Myung, Rhonda Smith, T.M. Stevens, Rocco Prestia, John Taylor, Tony Levin, John McVie, Vail Johnson, John Paul Jones, Adam Nitti and Derek Smalls. These days, I'd call my bandmates my biggest influences. Almost everything I come up with is an idea sparked by one of my 'mates.
I'm a huge NHL ice hockey fan, (My home STARS mainly, with some Maple Leafs, Sabres & Ovechkin's Capitals thrown in on the CenterIce). My sense of humor disturbs most people. I think *real* friends are just like family. I do not worship the almighty Lucifer. I don't use a lot of superlatives to describe things. I keep a purple lava lamp on my computer desk. I don't think Tom Cruise is gay, but do think he should be whipped mercilessly for dumping Nicole Kidman. I like shooting firearms at inanimate objects. I could go on for days with junk like this, but are you really learning anything about me? I think not.
Some of my favorite quotes:
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens" -- Tolkien (from LOTR)
"You should never be in the company of anyone with whom you would not want to die" -- Frank Herbert (from God Emperor of Dune)
"I'm going to have my DNA fumigated" -- Carrie Fisher
"The clothes are all black, the music is crap" -- Steven Wilson
"Chance furnishes me what I need. I am like a man who stumbles along; my foot strikes something, I bend over and it is exactly what I want.' I don't know how I got here, but here I am. I love hockey. You love hockey. Game on." -- James Joyce
"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" -- Rob Gordon
"You have 20 seconds to comply" -- Ed209
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" -- Napoleon Bonaparte
"The path of least resistance leads nowhere worthwhile" -- Me
"The mind is like a parachute: it only works when it's open" -- Frank Zappa
"Where a group favours business logic over musical decisions, the music has just died. Where a group attaches greater significance to its appearance than to its music, the group has just died. Where a group listens to the musical advice of its record company it has a one-in-seven chance of being hugely successful, and a six-in-seven chance of failing miserably. Either way, it loses its core audience. Hence the aphorism that the only thing worse than a record company which takes no interest in a group is a record company that takes an interest in a group." -- Robert Fripp (King Crimson)
"Miracles are for the bible and Fairy Tales are for children's books... in Real Life, people mostly just shit on you" -- unknown.
"Some people play 'Hard To Get'... I play 'Hard To Want'! -- Ford Fairlane
"The future is no place to place your better days" -- Dave Matthews
"Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future. If you can't say it, you can't do it!" -- Miles from "Risky Business".

My Interests

This is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen:

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Rhonda Smith: Better than I am.. probably better than you, too:

I dig a good Al Pacino monologue.

Good food, good wine, good music & good friends. The sound of the waves on the beach at night. Driving really fast on the way to nowhere in particular.

I'd like to meet:

James Cameron: You've got to love a guy who's figured out he can go do just about any damn thing he wants as long as he films a documentary while doing it so he can get someone else to pick up the bill! George Carlin. People intelligent enough to take a joke without getting offended.

Music:

I particularly dig (in no particular order): Opeth, Meshuggah, Porcupine Tree, Tori Amos, Iron Maiden, Queensryche (up to the Empire disc anyway), Terry Bozzio, Simon Phillips, Dave Weckl, Chick Corea, Norah Jones, Mnemic, Dream Theater, Chris Poland's "OHM:", T-Ride, Stimulator, Pantera, Prince, Steve Vai, Aquarium Rescue Unit, Judas Priest, Bela Fleck & the Flecktones, the older Mariah Carey stuff, Dweezil Zappa, Sarah McLachlan, Arch Enemy, James Brown, Devin Townsend & Strapping Young Lad, Allan Holdsworth, Dennis Chambers, Living Colour, Tower of Power, Niacin, King's X, Duran Duran, Led Zeppelin, Peter Gabriel, Fleetwood Mac, King Diamond, Journey, Rush, Dave Matthews Band, Marcus Miller, Van Halen with DLR, TOOL, pretty much any of that cool old Motown stuff, and most anything else that doesn't outright suck.

I particularly don't dig: CCR or anything where John Fogerty sings. Nirvana. Two Pack o' Coors & pretty much all other rap (except that old NWA or Easy-E anyway). R&B/soul played by machines instead of people. Smooth Jazz. That no-talent courtney love. I could add a lot more, but that wouldn't be a very positive thing to do.

Movies:

Stuff that rocks: GRINDHOUSE!!!, Casino Royale, One Night At McCool's, Superman Returns, V for Vendetta, Mission: Impossible III, SIN CITY!, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Matrix trilogy, Major League, The first two X-Men flicks, ALIENS & pretty much all else directed by James Cameron, Nat'l Lampoon's original Vacation, Ferris Bueller, Snatch, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Smokey & the Bandit, "Untitled" (Almost Famous Bootleg Cut), most James Bond flicks, Ford Fairlane, The Crow, Kill Bill (the whole bloody affair), Pulp Fiction, Serenity, Star Wars (original trilogy only please), Naked Gun, Indiana Jones, PREDATOR, Spinal Tap, Slap Shot, Shawshank, Godfather Trilogy, Kevin Smith's Jay & Bob stuff, and Gladiator. (I could keep on here as well, but I have to get done with this damn profile *sometime*)
Stuff that doesn't: Anything helmed by Uwe Boll, Paul W.S. Anderson or Danny Boyle. X-Men 3, Sappy dramas that beg for Academy Awards, Romance flicks... they're all so full of shit they stink (Except for Chasing Amy... *THAT* is how real life turns out). Anything that stars Hugh Grant.

Television:

Heroes, Entourage! (Jeremy Piven Fucking RULES!), PENN AND TELLER'S "BULLSHIT"!!! How I Met Your Mother, My Name is Earl, Sopranos, Jay Mohr's "Action!", WKRP in Cincinatti, X-Files, Lost, Alias, Twin Peaks, South Park, Family Guy and yes... Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

And.. for those of you who never got to enjoy "Action!", here's a sample:

Books:

Tolkien's Rings, Clancy's Jack Ryan novels, Sergei Lukyanenko's Night Watch books, Frank Herbert's original 6 "Dune" novels, Roger Zelazny's "Amber Chronicles", Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" and "Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective" series, Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County, the old Stephen King stuff when he was still scary & weird.

Heroes:

Bond... James Bond. Ted Nugent, My Dad, people willing to go to war to defend this great country, and almost anyone who isn't in it for the money.

My Blog

Wasps.... WTF?!?!

Okay... my upstairs balcony has a sliding glass door and a sliding screen door.  Both doors have been closed all day, and the screen has no tears that I can see at the moment. However... In betwe...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:30:00 PST

The Somsara Post-Mortem Blog.

For those of you who were previously unaware, I am sorry to report that Somsara has parted ways. Reasons for this are numerous.. but I suppose it mostly comes down to two things:  1, Rob is plann...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:22:00 PST

My latest favorite drink:

To a tall glass add the following: 1.5 ounces of Tuaca 1.5 ounces of Crown Royal half a dozen or so ice cubes 12 ounces (one can) of Coke Stir and enjoy! Repeat until you start smiling, then have...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:35:00 PST

Bloggitty Blog Blog Blog. << updated

yep.. biggest gig of my life coming up in March.  5,000+ people.. good $$.. corporate event.. Vegas.. doing what? Playing classic rock cover tunes for an hour. **********  Post return from ...
Posted by Derek on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:04:00 PST

The surprisingly few secrets to musical happiness:

After 20 damn years of playing bass, I think I've found the secrets to true musician happiness: (in order) 1:  Play to make yourself happy.2:  Play to make your bandmates happy.3:  FUCK...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST

The Canadian Hockey Vacation Report!

  Sorry for the tardiness of the report, but such is life.  Earlier this month, my mother and I conspired to follow our home Dallas Stars on the "Western Canadian Road Trip" through Edmonton...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

Haji Myspace Blog

While Rob & I currently play with Somsara, we used to be in a band called Haji's Kitchen (or just Haji). Due to the band's lack of activity, and the probable continuance of said inactivity, the ba...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 24 May 2006 07:52:00 PST