The following was "produced" as a video opener for the Cooperation Corporation's last live performance:
Get this video and more at MySpace.comThe world's oldest and only ALLigopoly, The Cooperation Corporation is devoted to selling you peace of mind one easy-to-assemble piece at a time. Located in that big building downtown, we specialize in general ubiquity and products, making your dreams a reality and reality a nightmare with our lab tested wonders and delights of the likes of which you've never dared to imagine. Each of our products and our countless subsidiaries products and their countless subsidiaries products which in turn begat their subsidiaries and so on and so forth is handmade, kissed by a child, and lightly dusted with the wishes of a unicorn. Now, y'know, owning everything sure isn't easy, but it has it's rewards. Like togetherness, unity, rewards, and unigetherness. That's why we've so selflessly helped ourselves to your money in order to help you help yourself help us. Remember, in an ALLigopoly based system, your money is our money, flowing like warm blood through the four chambers of our society filtering in through the central nervous system of life, and without it society would be a brain dead, daytime TV watching, waste of a bullet, smeared with feces and popcicle, wiping its mouth with the American flag. So hands off our money."Please" visit our website to further aquire information about the company at www.cooperationcorp.com "Thank" you.
