What animal would I like to be?
Probably dog or monkey.
Who was my first kiss with?
A lady.
Who do I call when I get good news?
Everyone, I go through the phone book starting with “Aâ€.
What am I scared of?
I’m not telling anyone because I may be tortured one day and why should I let people know the most effective means by which to torture me. In fact, I’m very afraid of red wine, yes, torture me with that.
Anybody that does not take life, or themselves, too seriously...
Favourite song of all time?
It’s a joint between Beethoven’s 3rd and 5th
Favourite Film of all time?
It has to be Lassie.
I prefer going down the pub rather than watching TV. As well as being able to watch people, you can also interact. I do watch some TV. Mainly flims and perhaps breakfast television while eating my toast in the morning. Oh and naturist programs are okay by me too.
Favorite books are:
The Stand, Steven King
The Wasp Factory, Iain Banks
The BFG, Roald Dahl
The Twits, Roald Dahl