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Dong Bronson

My Interests

Music:

I like

Movies:

I hate Detroit too ... Damn Buicks!

Television:

Ah, I'm sorry, but I'm one of those pretentious people who watch many hours of television a week, yet claim to watch none, so you won't be hearing anything about

My Blog

Suckers

Today I taught at a school out of town. There, I met a lot of interesting characters. The highlight of my day had to have been when a buddy of mine approached me to tell a joke. Now, I must digress fo...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:00:00 PST

Gynaecology

Wow, today I taught at a school out of town, I won't say which one, but it was like, whoa baby ... what? ... Anyhoot, there was something strange about this school that I couldn't quite put my finger ...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:38:00 PST

An Ironical Political Adventure in November

You know, a while ago my best girl asked me how much I would pay to punch George W. Bush in the face? At first I thought to myself who the fuck is George W. Bush, then I thought no amount of money at ...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

Sit On Myspace and Tell Me That You Love Me...

Just a pun for all of my lovely subscribers. Every single *one* of them.(Can you tell me where the title's referenced from?)...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:58:00 PST

I, Philistine

Hey now, if a blog isn't the place for pontificating, then I don't know what is& You knowz what I hatez & I hatez that "Hollywood" bullshit man! You know, that bullshit people spew about Hollywood ...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

My Sex Video

Here we have my best girl and me having some of the ol' "in out, in ... ejaculate, go limp, and cry..."...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:29:00 PST

It Came On Me In A Dream or ... It Came To Me In A Dream

The other four months ago, my best girl and I had decided to take a drive down to Folk Fest in order to use the tickets we had purchased for the event. On the way, my car began to overheat, so my best...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST

The Observations of Rory Melne

Rory Melne was the real name of an author who, in his career, ghost wrote science fiction novels for some of the greatest authors of the genre. Now however, in his mid eighties, he has found himself ...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

My Grandpa's Films

 Hey now, if there's one thing I've never liked, and never ever suggested I liked, it's my Great Grandfather's films. That's right, my Great Granddad - David Rutger Winters  - was a filmaker...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST

Spot On...

Chances are if you were to ask me to list some of my favorite things (a top 5 maybe), two of my responses would be Woody Allen and philosophy.  They would probably be in that order too, or perhap...
Posted by Dong Bronson on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST