Wax-Museum Fire Results In Hundreds Of New Danny DeVito Statues |
Hear YE! Hear YE!! Welcome to 2007 you silly son's of bitches. We finally made it through 2006 and what did we learn? What did I take away from the year that felt like it would never end? I think my e...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:52:00 GMT |
This is a god damn world where people televise line dancing to country music |
Blogs are lame, I spend all this time writing them for maybe 3 people to actually read them. Perhaps I should light my balls on fire and type my blog up with flaming globes of flesh and hair, maybe th...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:08:00 GMT |
Old people smell like biscuits |
I just got a new bike, I've sidegraded to a roadbike.I feel so grown up.To the person that took my old bike: You're a stupid jerkface!droooool
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 22:43:00 GMT |
The dingo ate your baby |
I went shopping with a friend yesterday, parking my bike in front of his place, weaved my 30lb chain and "unpickable" lock through my wheels and around the pole twice. I figured, as always, it would b...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:47:00 GMT |
Learn the Art of Dancing Dirty, 1988 |
If you ever wanted to learn how to dance dirty, but can't stand Patrick Swayze, there's good news for you. Learn the Art of Dancing Dirty, 1988 is an instructional video that has nothing to do with P...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 21:45:00 GMT |
Child In Corner To Exact Revenge As Soon As He Gets Out |
I slept on my face last night and now I can't see out of my right eyeball.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 00:20:00 GMT |
A Brief History of My Habitation |
From the fucked up farmlands of Tulsa, Oklahoma...To the even more fucked up Dallas...To the warm sands and stinky bums of Oceanside...To the stinkier bums and fog of San Fran...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 13:57:00 GMT |
He makes some very trenchant points about sawing off his mom's tits with a chainsaw |
I have recently discovered the lowest form of life on the planet. These creatures dwell near box offices and ticketmaster locations throughout the city, gobbling up tickets to good shows in bulk only ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 13:37:00 GMT |
Who's A Girl Gotta Fuck To Get Some Closure On Her Relationship With Her Father? |
Vagina: the official word of June. Pass it on.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:19:00 GMT |
I'll Tell You What I'd Do If I Were Gay |
Update on the ol' life.Where to start?Met alot of new people in the past couple of months.A few of them friends, a few of them foes.School's going well, making good grades and staying awake in class. ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 03:16:00 GMT |
