om "Because once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right..." Robert HunterI love this quote!!! I was born the son of a preacher man and grew up in the mojave desert. I have moved around a lot and found a home in San Francisco. Anything else you want to know you will have to ask.....
I also have a great sense of humor! People take themselves too seriously I want to meet people who like to laugh and have fun! Read on...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel Gary Sloan
Birthday: 06/27/1978
Birthplace: Salem Oregon
Current Location: San Francisco Cali baby!
Eye Color: Hazel (they look like sunflowers) awwwe
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Swiss German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Paolo Iantorno
Your Weakness: I'm w/ Chris on theis one Jewish boys mmmm... and Chocolate malted crunch ice cream
Your Fears: To be fat...
Your Perfect Pizza: Little Star Pizza YUM!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My Egala 1 Certification
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Get yer ass to the gym!
Your Best Physical Feature: Well it rhymes w/ my name... hehehe
Your Bedtime: Around 11 if I am not working late.
Your Most Missed Memory: Garage Saleing w/ my Grandma
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: GROSS FATTY!
Single or Group Dates: Single dates Group sex FUN!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Which ever
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes, what? I'm totally quitting tomorrow!
Do you Swear: what a fucking lame question
Do you Sing: UH HUH! All the time! I sing real purty too!
Do you Shower Daily: Twice daily
Have you Been in Love: Yes I have... Love hurts
Do you want to go to College: I do
Do you want to get Married: Yes I want to be a trophy wife!
Do you belive in yourself: Starting today
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really well once on the Zipper at the Carnival
Do you think you are Attractive: I am GORGEOUS!
Are you a Health Freak: not so much...
Do you get along with your Parents: my daddy is my best friend... me and mom up and down
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: what exactly? yes and yes...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Geezuz what kinda survey is this? Yes...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I am back on the market boyzzz!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: "A mall? Where ya'll think this is Boise Idaho?" 10 points if you know that referance...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope not in a long time actually.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: I am on stage every night at work. I love the Circus
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no its cold in sf...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ummm...
Ever been Drunk: wha'?
Ever been called a Tease: Momma didn't raise no whore!
Ever been Beaten up: yeah look at my pics ouch!
Ever Shoplifted: On Acid at the Oregon Country fair... Oh to be young again!
How do you want to Die: You'll never take me alive!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Horse Whisperer
What country would you most like to Visit: Argentina
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: If they have eyes I'll take it!
Favourite Hair Color: no preferance
Short or Long Hair: again
Height: again
Weight: Svelt!
Best Clothing Style: ??? not too gay
Number of Drugs I have taken: REALLY? I can't count that high... (get it?)
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets yet...
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