| "little german boy, being pushed around..." | 
| Downloadable MP3s of two new Generalissimo recordings have been posted on last.fm. Go check 'em out. One is a new arrangement of a first-wave Generalissimo composition, "Pale Mercy," the other is our ... Posted by  on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:41:00 GMT
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| victory is savory | 
| Recorded a new Generalissimo track last night (our first cover -- it's sick); just finished a three Cuba libres and a 4/5 lamb, 1/5 pork sausage, spiced burger on thin-sliced Hamburger Schwartzbrot ry... Posted by  on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:54:00 GMT
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| forgetting sarah marshall - a belated review | 
| O.K. Nevermind that every single Seth Ropen/Jude Apatow-affiliated movie that I've ever seen has, without fail, left me with a feeling similar to the post-coital sensation that's only to be had with s... Posted by  on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:21:00 GMT
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| suicidal... | 
| ... recipe Anchor Bar Buffalo Wing sauce: So fucking awesome. Fried chicken breast (boneless; skin-on), two slices of provolone cheese, two slices of tomato, Marie's chunky blue cheese dressing, and ... Posted by  on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:58:00 GMT
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| strong back; unimpeachable character | 
| A strong back and an unimpeachable character -- these two traits I have in spades. What else is there to truly make a man worthwhile? A yacht?Mechanical prowess?The ability to do ten bronsons²?Comme... Posted by  on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:01:00 GMT
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| ok you fucking idiots | 
| I think I've waited until long enough after the elections to be able to publicly comment upon California's Proposition 8 without fear of being swept up in the heat of the moment, so here goes...In the... Posted by  on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:18:00 GMT
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| hipsters cold; hipsters cure | 
| The weekend after Thanksgiving, I behaved in manner so ill-advised, so bereft of regard for consequences, so utterly early 20-something-ish, that I found myself saddled with the dreaded hipster's cold... Posted by  on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:16:00 GMT
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| wherein I wax enthusiastic regarding Generalissimo | 
| Generalissimo has posted MP3s from our new EP, "Everyone Loves a Parade." To say that I'm excited about where this band is going would be a gross understatement. Generalissimo's sound? The righteous f... Posted by  on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:45:00 GMT
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| layoffs | 
| I just had to lay off some wonderful, hard-working, productive employees. In this economy, it feels like throwing a friend to the wolves. This dirtiness won't come off with a shower.
St... Posted by  on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:36:00 GMT
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| dear Republican voter... | 
| I sense the difficulty you're having with the idea of a nigge- I mean, Muslim President (nevermind that Barack Obama isn't a Muslim). 
I sense the anguish you have over the idea that "small government... Posted by  on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:12:00 GMT
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