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For I am Bob the Midget

RONALD IS SCUM! Brandon could kill him better then the burger king dude can!

About Me

Currently Loveing life and living it to the fullest!.
Have you seen my spork? I CANT FIND MY SPORK!!! TWITCHY THE LEMUR STOLE IT!
Im doing alot better than people say I am so plz give me a chance!
I have my problems and I try to deal with them on my own but its not that easy to deal with them im a recovered cutter so if there is anyone you know or maybe you cut i can give you a few tips because i havnt cut in over a year and a half now. I go to a christain school and dont fit in that well but who cares! I know who i am and im leader of a praise and worship band! Im my own person under the influance of no one.....because i have no one. I am by far Emo and now that you know that if you want to be my friend you will be so, as long as you dont try to interfear with my relationship with my boyfriend anyway as long as you are only looking for a friendship thats ok but your looking for anything else then back off and go away because im not leaving Brandon for anyone or anything and as long as you know that then everything will be fine ^ ^ my msn is [email protected] my aim is catzrit4me and my yahoo is rmlranchbma1 TALK TO ME ANYTIME!!!!! Because i love to help people out with there problems because i have alot of them myself and it helps me get over mind because then i think about other people's instead of my own. I am pretty acceptant to all types of people as long as your not judgemental of me. I have problems pushing people away before i get pushed away but im starting to over come that. ^ ^ _-`Bob`-_

Oh boy I saw this after my volly ball game in darby I couldnt pass the photo up....its an energy drink and I thought nothing sounded as bad as bawls I was laughing so hard me and nick have had jokes about this since years ago and I just forgot about it till I saw it Dustbunnycobbwebb this is for you!
SHAMBALAMBA!!!!!

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You Were: The beloved (pronounced bee love ed) spork queen.
Where You Lived: On another planet.
How You Died:Broken heart.

LOL
Inside joke.....Im going to kill that Quail still!

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My Interests

My boyfriend Brandon he is on the top of my intrest because he is Cuter,Sexier,nicer and pretty much an all around better person than me in every way I envy him and love him with all my heart., Music(singing and playing insterments included), Computers, Robotics, physics, Psychology, big words, Public speaking or any type of speech like extemparanious or imprompt(last one being my favorite), Randomness,my cats, My brothers mean the world to me even though one of them doesnt like me now i hope he will talk to me later on its been 3 years since i talked,saw,cantacted or anything......but Dusty i havnt seen him since i was 5 (like 12 years ago cause im 17) and he is coming down so im happy because he is a very strong influance and part of my life,My Mom(we fight and get mad at eachother alot but i still love her) and my friends....... Yep thats about it.

I'd like to meet:

I pretty much know everyone I want to and am content with my friends even though its a handful its all I need for the time being. If you wanna be my friend add me and I will accept you unless your a judgemetal peice of fecal matter. But otherwise your ok! ^_^` "Young lemur I am your father" My wish list consist of a Min Pin

A house closer to my boyfriend
AnD!
Well!!!!!!
Um!!!
Thats about it ^ ^
Or another one of these

Music:

let me name off one of my playlist SAMAEL!!!!!! CRADLE OF FILTH!!!!!! CANNIBAL CORPSE!!! DYING FETUS!!!! ORIGIN!!!!! BEHEMOTH!!!! and 10 years,12 stones,the 69 eyes,A perfect circle,The academy,acceptance,ACDC , AFI Aiden ,alien sex fiend, American head charge, Amon amarth, amulet, Angelic upstarts, antrax, Anti-flag, The apex theory, arch enemy ,artic monkeys, As I lay dying, ash ,athiest,Atom ship, Atreyu, the audition, Authority zero, auto pilot off, avenged seven fold, ayreon, bad religion, bauhaus, Behemoth, better than ezra, bile, biohazard, the birthday massacre, black dice, bleed the dream, bleeding through, some blink 182 ,blood hound gang Blutengel, Breaking benjamin ,Buckcherry ,bullet for my valentine ,bush, butthole surfers ,cake ,cartel ,celler door ,chevelle ,children of bodom, chiodos, christain death, chronic future, circa survive, clan of xymox, clutch, coal chamber, coheed and cambria, cold, cold play, concrete blonde, courtney love, covenant, cradle of filth, cross fade, cruxshadows, crystal method, the cult,cure, Damage plan, danzig, dashboard confessional, dayglo abortions, days of the new, dead can dance, dead kenedys, dead to fall, death cab for cutie, death in june, Delerium ,depeche mode, the dickies, dimmu borgir ,Dio, the Distillers ,distorted penguins, disturbed, do as infinity ,dope ,dope stars INC ,Drain STH ,dream theater drowning pool, dying fetus, early man, ephesus, esoterica ,the exies, the exploited, the f-ups, faith no more, fall out boy, falling up, fear factory, finch, finntroll, fishbone, flaw ,flogging molly, foo fighters ,funeral for a friend garbage generation x Godsmack, gothica ,greenday, guns n roses, Gwar, hate in the box, hatebeak, hatebreed, the haunted, hawthorne heights, HED PE, her space holiday, HIM, hole, hoobastank, hot hot heat, the hurt process, i killed the prom queen, icepick, ICP, ill nino, infected mushroom ,infinities end,jack off jill,janes addiction,jet, the juliana theory, jump little children, kataklysm, killing joke, killswitch engage, king missile Kittie, Koffin kats, korn, lacuna coil,left over crack,less than jake, locust, london after midnight, long shot hero, lost prophets, lycia, lydia,marilyn manson,the mars volta,matisyahu, me first and the gimme gimmes,Me mom and morgantaler, meshuggah, Mest, metalica,metric, mindless self indulgence, the misfits, moon spell, morbid angel, morphene ,morrissey, motorhead, mudvayne, murder dolls, muse, mushroomhead, mxpx, my chemical romance, my getaway, Napalm death ,national project, neophyte, neutral milk hotel, nightwish, nine inch nails, nirvana, no doubt, NOFX, nonpoint, north star, nothingface, Nox arcana, numbers, offspring, opeth, OPM ,Orgy ,otep,ozzy osbourn,Panic! at the disco, papa roach,pixies,porcupine tree,porno for pyros, powerman 5000, pretty girls make graves,probot,puddle of mudd, Queen,Radiohead,Rammstien, ramones,rancid,rasputina, razed in black, red hot chili peppers, rise against,saliva,sanctus real, saosin, scarling,scars of life, Schiller & heppner, screeching weasles,seether,sences fail,sepultura,seven dust,sex pistols,SFD,Shadows fall,shattersphere,she wants revenge, shinedown,silver chair,siouxsie and the banshees,six feet under, skillet, skindred,skinny puppy,slayer,slightly stoopid,slipknot,smashing pumpkins, smile empty soul, social distortion, soil, soilwork,something corporate, sopor aeternus,soulfly,soundgarden,the spill canvas,spineshank,SR-71,staind,static x,stephen lynch,story of the year,stratovarius,string cheese incident,sublime,subliminal labs, suicidal tendancies, sum 41,sunny day real estate, switchblade symphony,System of a down, taking back sunday, tantric, taproot,tatu,tenacious D, theatre of tragedy, they might be giants,thine eyes bleed, three days grace, throwdown,tom green,tool,towpath,transplants,trapt, the trews, trik turner,type o negative, the unseen,unwritten law, the used,vader,velvet acid christ,velvet revolver, velvet underground,Vitalic, VNV nation, Vroom,Ween,within temptation,wumpscut,yeah yeah yeahs,zao and zero mancer.....and thats just one play list.

Movies:

Bio-dome, Octane,Samurai X,What about bob,Dude wheres my car,How high,SLC punk,??? DONNIE DARKO!!!!!! Stephen kings IT (the clown makes me laugh) The chucky moives (childs play and seed of chucky) The omens(haha the part with the guy getting his head cut off was so fake you could tell it was a protocol of a guy lol[THE BABY LMAO!!!!!!]).....any anime moive....the Pet cemetary's (LMAO THERE SO FUNNY) Ginger snaps (all of them i think theres like 3 idk another funny one) Anything with vampires or other super natural elements. Yep thats about it im not to picky lol. i dont know i have to many

Television:

Any anime show, or music vidios. INVADER ZIM! ANGERY BEAVERS! REN AND STEMPY! AUQA TEEN! Moral oral (just because the first one i saw was zombies eating people and the people were laughing) Anything with Brak Or ZORAK! Adult swim of course and any scary (which are funny to me) moives or comedy.....Eh just whatever as long as its not sappy....like my moms moives.LMAO

Books:

any dark book or mr poppers penguins LMAO!!!!!! MANGA! I also like old books like dante's inferno and beowulf as long as its not a school assignment lol. They make it boring but when you read it yourself its alot better. Im a grammer freak even though im a horrible speller lol.

Heroes:

DUST BUNNY COBB WEBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOEY AVERY!!!!! BRANDON JABLONSKY!!!!!!!!HILLARY AND HEATHER BURNHAM AND......My mom shhhh dont tell anyone lol j/k Jimmy pop, Mr methane
Linux penguin!
JESUS!

My Blog

Morbidity in a can with cheese sauce im glad im not who i use to be

Random stuff i found in my note books........1These tears i cry, i hope i die,But im no good at suicide,slit my wrist,watch the blood poor,life is full of blood and gore...2Too much pain to function m...
Posted by Bob The //\\//\\idget! (Ruler of the sporks) on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:01:00 PST

Random crapy poem....

There was a guy who met a girl,Later on they were eachothers world,He called and called she was never there,She was always working if you ask where,He lived so far away,she missed him more each day,sh...
Posted by Bob The //\\//\\idget! (Ruler of the sporks) on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Dust bunny cobb webb! MY HeRO!!!!! IN MY TOWN?!?!?!

Ok so I have a brother named Dusty Webb i kid you not.....I LOVE HIM SO MUCH and havnt seen him in 12 years and he will be here friday...wait its thursday thats freakin tomorrow man! im so happy i hav...
Posted by Bob The //\\//\\idget! (Ruler of the sporks) on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

IM SO PISSED OFF

lol everyone is probly like OMFG she is pissed but i have a good reason! EBAY IS SAPOSTA SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT WELL I'VE LOOKED UP SLAVES....CANT FIND THEM AND IVE LOOKED UP SPORKS.......CANT FIND THE...
Posted by Bob The //\\//\\idget! (Ruler of the sporks) on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:46:00 PST

A strange random out burst of pain.

People have really been feeding my angry monkeys in my brain. Im sick of the stupid learning center my mom drags me to every morning. Yesterday was so awesome I found my best friend who moved to alask...
Posted by Bob The //\\//\\idget! (Ruler of the sporks) on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST