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Alanaconda

Putting the ass in class

About Me

27 year old curio, with great love and admiration for pop culture nostalgia, half finished crafts and sand fleas. Working clerical for a construction company were I spend most of my time rolling on the ground playing with the two cats we have in the office. I also praise Mr. Clean Erasers.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Knitting, Plunking some guitar strings, Wor Wonton, Thinking I can make money for my uncompleted crafts; Music; Video games; Buffin it up at the Gym; Cooking; Clearance sales; makebeliving I can Fish; annoying friends with stories of what my parrot does, finding new things that Mr. Clean erasers can remove,

I'd like to meet:

People who like stuff. Lynx and his stupid foot
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Music:

Sleater-Kinney; Reverend Horton Heat; Peaches; Portished; Electric Six; MorningWood; The Gossip; Faith no More actually just anything created by Mike Patton; Pretty Girls Make Graves; Pixies; Breeders; Throwing Muses; Death from above 1979; Patsy Cline; Deerhoof; Mars Volta; Black Keys; Sadies; Jon Spencer Blues Explosion; Black Mountain; Black Rebel Motorcycle Club; Eagles of Death Metal; Yeah Yeah Yeahs; Atari Teenage Riot; Southern Culture on the Skids; Day of the New; CSS; St. Germain; DJ Food; Roni Size Breakbeat Era; Ani Difranco; Patsy Cline; Marty Robbins; Hank Williams;

Movies:

Strongbad Emails (the dvd), Gwar Movies, But im a Cheerleader; Kung-Fu Hustle; Mullholland Drive; Fifth Element; Singles; Hellraiser series; Poltergist, Saved, Swimming with Fishes, Any horror movie that has that freaky head shaking thing like in Jacobs Ladder

Television:

The Office (BBC version), Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Simpsons, Surreal Life, What not to Wear, Joy of Painting, The New Music, Twin Peaks.... ahh fuck it, I've been working 2 jobs for two years I forgot what tv was other than a dust catcher

Books:

Chuck Palnuchcan'tspellthelastnameunlessicopyandpastit, Archie Comics, Vice Do's and Dont's, Heavy Metal Comic Books

Heroes:

Betty and Veronica, Big Ethel, Midge, Me Ma and Pa
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My Blog

Re-post for a little help. Voting ends June 11th

I have had a tremendous amount of support from so many of you with my fun lil' contest i've entered and I would love to thank all of you for your time and efforts.  You guys ROCK!!! Thank you. So...
Posted by Alanaconda on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST

happy

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Posted by Alanaconda on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

Check out this video: He makes me happy

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Posted by Alanaconda on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:30:00 PST

Melissa on....undressing blueberry muff...in

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Posted by Alanaconda on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:13:00 PST

A growing trend...

A growing trend , self injury, all started by J9. I just thought I would write of my adventure into a cupboard. Just like a Tom and Jerry cartoon injury, minus the anvil or rake. Kevin kindly left a r...
Posted by Alanaconda on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

Peepers, peppers and peckers

Eepps! Where does the time go? Busy like stink. This office is a bit of shambles and an extra work load has been laid on me due to our right hand man for 17 years up and quiting. Shit now I have to pa...
Posted by Alanaconda on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

Ask and ye shall recieve... a crumby coupon to a dump..

Well, after 3 months of my angry letter a response has come back. Forwarding went like this: letter to customer service, they sat on it for a month, sent letter again they sent head to Gener...
Posted by Alanaconda on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST

Old School Victoria.... What can you add to it?

Things that I miss growing up on the Island:  -Being 16 and enjoying "all ages" punk shows at Knights of Pythious, Gordon Head, Little Fernwood, Perks Arena etc.... -Bonanza Buffet Resterau...
Posted by Alanaconda on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

Do you think this says "Fuck You"?

My letter i'm about to send to Day's Inn. Thank Gob for spell check.   I am writing to express my extreme disappointment with one of your Hotels. This is not the first time I have written your co...
Posted by Alanaconda on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:57:00 PST

K, maybe I have a bit more juice in me..

That is before I watch my downloaded episode of Ugly Betty that I missed. PEOPLE. I cannot stess enough. DO NOT STAY AT DAY'S INN.  Sure it sounds like a nice place with a reputation...nope... f...
Posted by Alanaconda on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST