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the human side of bidi

behind the music is some doofus wanker

About Me

Once I was tutoring at this school lampin' in the schoolyard at recess and the one kid was all what's that and pointed down and out of the leg of my pants was a sock. Last nights sock. LIKE I CAN EVER LIVE THAT DOWN!
So many good people in the world, and I could never waste their time, I am a fetal position. But I'm still cooler than them, people tell me. PEOPLE HONESTLY TELL ME THIS.

My Interests

hard nerd, lolling, scotch, procrastination, sed, awk, the compudah, knifebutt, platonic ideals, not mustard, flann o'brien, cooking kichari for people that are all 'wtf is kichari' and then all 'damn that good', being afraid to do things, eating something sour, not chilling the fuck out sometimes, perfect peaches, sequencers, making something out of nothing, bash, perl, hiphop, vinyl, nipples.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that spins records and reads Stanislaw Lem and this makes her giggle: cal | sed "s/^/ /;s/$/ /;s/ $(date +%d | sed 's/^0//') / $(date +%d | sed 's/^0//;s/./@/g') /" . And then for some reason she wants to put up with my stupid, poop, lol, loudmusic. clenched up and loose, quietly talkative, spiteful, sad, arrogant, snakes on a motherfuckin plane, finely choppped, decrepit, annoying fool ass.

Music:

bad folk songs, bolivian shostakovich clones, retarded djs, traditional cactus inflected yankee woodcutting arias, samurai banjo, minimal techno made from field recordings of irritated eye grit, subwoffer only sheep sounds, the low end of a guitar, the high end of a bass, certain Hugh Masekela tracks, rappers biting tinfoil. Also DEVIN THE DUDE and Scarface and Bach and Thelonius Monk. mongolian fingernail harmonica. that high silver sound. god. Pan beats Apollo like James Brown devours Floyd.

Movies:

sanjuro (Kuwosawa)

Television:

nature and nature porn

Books:

You Bright and Risen Angels (William T Vollman)
The Discovery of Heaven (Harry Mullisch)
Cyberiad (Stanislaw Lem)
The Glass Bead Game (Herman Hesse)
Ficciones (Borges)
Neuromancer (William Gibson)
VALIS (Philip K. Dick)
Candide (Voltaire)
Native Tongue (Carl Hiaasen)
Stand on Zanzibar (John Brunner)

Heroes:

J.S. Bach