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Tom

For rizzle my doggy shizzle?? Get fucked you prick!

About Me

Come on then lets open big tommo up on the open road and give the people a sniff of his genius! I've just graduated (ha in your face doubters) from University of Manchester, doing media with radio production, you know because i'm ridiculously talented, and have just moved into an apartment with my mate pieman(ha in your face mum, i told you the abuse had to stop or else i'd go!) and so now i'm just working as a painter and decorator (thats right, a handy man! Grrrr!)Looking for a "better" job, trying to get into radio advertising or maybe even starting my own production company, i'm an ambitious twat you see who loves money more than I love my own grandma, no only messin I hate money, in fact I hate it so much that sometimes I walk down the street and throw coppers down the grid! I know! Even two's! Plus my Grandma's fit! Gonna be recording my first ever album in August. It's goona be top, it's a sort of fusion between Scandanavian ambient techno and Yugoslavian folk. Not really its only rock and roll, but I like it!
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My Interests

Well...when i'm not fostering starving kids from Malaysia and attending my weekly support group for downsyndrome alcoholics (DAA), I like nothing better than to read an erotic novel by an open fire, preferably with cock-in-hand.MySpace Codes

I'd like to meet:

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You are Iron Man Iron Man 85% The Flash 75% Wonder Woman 68% Superman 65% Robin 60% Green Lantern 60% Batman 55% Supergirl 53% Spider-Man 50% Hulk 45% Catwoman 35% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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Music:

Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene, Starsailor, Richard Ashcroft, Simon and Garth, Little Richard, Jonny Cash...if it sounds good it gets my vote.

Movies:

Rocky...Drago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MySpace Codes

Television:

Simpsons, Scrubs, Malcom in the middle, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, The office...just sit me in front of Sky 1 or UK Gold and I'm a happy fatty!

Heroes:

All the survivors of 9/11...bollocks!MySpace Codes

My Blog

Office Administration with Telesales experience

Office Administration with Telesales experience Are you falling asleep at your boring, unrewarding and unfulfilling desk job as you read this?  Well wake up, rub your eyes and read on!... A fan...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:49:00 PST

Quizzes Photo’s and Myspace geeks!!!!

I am getting more and more disturbed at the amount of you who seem to live your life through Myspace.  Every time I log into my profile (which is probably once or twice every two weeks - not 15 ...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:06:00 PST

Billy's Routine

It was a cold winter morn. Frost had gathered so thickly on the rooftops that it gave the impression that the night had brought snow. The people who had not anticipated this weather were out early sc...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST

The Boy with a Million Cocks

The Boy with a Million Cocks Once upon a time there lived a boy. A strange and reclusive boy, who the neighbours on his rough, grey, council estate had seen so little of in the 14 years he had lived...
Posted by Tom on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST