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About Me

Welcome to THE KLAW V 2.38!!! Dragon flies and crocodile eyes glimmer in the night, while swamp tree frogs and baby polly wogs dance under a full moons light. i think im best described as

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My Interests

working on cars, body art, time travel, cosmic theories, math equations i'll never understand, reading only parts of books and filling in the rest, thinking of great paintings ill never finish, and that ultimate peace of being that can only be fullfilled by cuddling with a dog.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet myself when i was 12. i would rule the world by now.

Music:

Nirvana, Green Day, NIN, At The Drive, The Mars Volta, Tool, jazz, lounge singers, and i could go on forever but the bath tub is full

Movies:

office space, wild things, the secretary, tremors 1,2, and 3, cube, pi, the crow, reality bites, the lost highway,

Television:

discovery, animal planet, history and health channels speed and spike

Books:

Tank Girl!! hey its a comic BOOK!!! Brave New World, and other then that im not much of a fiction reader..i can be caught reading the darwin awards and World records on the loo.. i dig car magazines and Maxim. oh yes and the Zombie Survival Guide...DESTROY THE STAIRS!!!!!

My Blog

why is this considered cruel

why do people say its cruel to color a dogs hair but its ok to mutilate puppies? so i cant dye my dog purple or what ever but i can cut chunks out of his ears and chop off his tail? oh yeah that makes...
Posted by THE KLAW on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:40:00 PST

?zodiac conspiracy?

i noticed the other day that quite literaly about 95% of the people i know are virgo/libra followed by gemini and cancer. only TWO of my close friends arent virgo/libra or gemini. but they both are wi...
Posted by THE KLAW on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:33:00 PST

$50.00 FINDERS FEE

i lost something very sentimental in my move to austin. a HUGE stuffed version maleficent the dragon from sleeping beauty. it was atleast 3 feet tall from the disney store in the galleria years ago. i...
Posted by THE KLAW on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:38:00 PST

the amazing phenomenom..speeeeling?

of i dont want to pay that much. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! you want a tip. after you get your dog groomed simply say oh that is too much i dont want to pay that. and guess what you dont have to pay it...
Posted by THE KLAW on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST

oh no this is terrible

animal planet came up with "groomer has it" oh hell they found a reality show ill actually watch!!!!!!!!!!! and after seeing the competitors i couldnt win it but i would kick some ass before i got boo...
Posted by THE KLAW on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:01:00 PST

and the winner of best bathroom grafiti...

is still LUCY’s for "so mrs. kennedy how was the parade?" excuse me i was not exactly sober at 5am when i handed out this award. just be glad my typing was legiable.
Posted by THE KLAW on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:09:00 PST

stepford vs. maxim

my latest ok well long going but not got around to venting thing is.. WHY THE HELL CAN I NOT GET A MAXIM!!!!!!!!!! i am so digusted with the check out lanes at grocery stores. im bombarded by gir...
Posted by THE KLAW on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:00:00 PST

i stabbed the devil with a sewing needle

i haggled at walmart!! and it worked hahaha. got 20 bucks taken off a bike for a idy bidy tinsy winsy little dent.
Posted by THE KLAW on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:43:00 PST

i totally .ogg to .wav my ignorance

yeah i figured it out and did it all by myself. the song that inspired the acculumation of the required knowledge.....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE(young hollywood) Head Automatica ...... ...
Posted by THE KLAW on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:04:00 PST

how to turn potatoes into cement

since my last blog was such a hit. yes i set off the fire alarm trying to boil noodles. i figured id give up my hurricane reinforcement potatoe reciepe. get organic potatoes but them in the blender wh...
Posted by THE KLAW on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:16:00 PST