All rise for my national anthem |
On your feet...and take off yer hat!
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 21:16:00 GMT |
Let’s get something straight. |
If you shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay.If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols.If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.It's not rocket science.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:40:00 GMT |
Lick my balls. |
Today I was sitting at a red light with the windows down when a group of blond backstreet boy teenage shitlets pull up next to me and start yelling things at me like "gas guzzler! you're the reason ou...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:33:00 GMT |
Pissed off about gas prices? |
While I agree that the increase in gas price is a total bummer and that it is effecting our economy, it boils my blood to hear someone bitch about the gas then talk about their new "bling" car rims or...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 14:26:00 GMT |
Eat Me |
ROYAL FOOD COURT OF THE BURGER KINGGabriello di Mangiagrasso, the King of Burger's royal food taster since 1986, was found dead in his private booth in the Palace Dining Room, the king's foresters so...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 13:14:00 GMT |
Howdy Dammit! |
I've returned to the internets. I will once again be checking messages on a regular basis. That is all.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:55:00 GMT |
Doctors |
This comes from Rod at Felony Radio. Being the rockstar that he is and all I figured I would share his words of wisdom with y'all._____________________The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000....
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:26:00 GMT |
Free calls via dirtbagmusic and Blab Box |
From: DIRTBAGMUSIC.COMDate: Feb 21, 2008 5:13 PMHello, Doug here from Dirtbag Music.I just want to tell you a few really cool things about a new music site that we just launched about a month ago.6 mo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:02:00 GMT |
Dear Laptop, |
Dear Laptop, Thank you for once again reminding me why I shouldn't have just put 2GB of RAM into your ungrateful belly. Thank you oh so much for freezing up while on the rather impor...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:39:00 GMT |
The result of mixing pain meds and history. |
You all know my hobby with history. I was thinking about Jimmy Page and his interest in Aleister Crowley and just like that my mind switched over to Iron Maiden and their song the Trooper. The song is...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:03:00 GMT |
